The bigger the rock, the bigger the damage done when the girl has to whoop the guy's arse for being unfaithful.
Originally posted by FireIce:it's a him.
well, if it's a him, then it's worse.. if he thinks women are going to propose to him with a 30k ring, he's got another one coming
Originally posted by FireIce:it's a him.
if its a him, he ought to be shot in the nuts
30k for a ring? Long distance call hah.
A diamond is a girl's best friend.
Not her hubby.
Go figure.
dogs are men's best friend.
at least i can talk to my dog and get a response.
diamonds are nothing but pressurized carbon.
Originally posted by maurizio13:
dogs are men's best friend.
That is, until they get mauled by their pet rottweiler/german shepperd/chihuahua.
What is mauled?
Originally posted by maurizio13:
dogs are men's best friend.
at least i can talk to my dog and get a response.
diamonds are nothing but pressurized carbon.
Unless you think being licked by your dog is the same as being licked by your wife, then by all means get the dog.
Originally posted by charlize:That is, until they get mauled by their pet rottweiler/german shepperd/chihuahua.
pet chihuahua? is it from one of those sci-fi movies?
at least they don't catfight.
Diamonds low resale value. Gold better.
Originally posted by Beautiful951:What is mauled?
Pussy cats scratch.
Rottweilers maul.
Originally posted by charlize:Unless you think being licked by your dog is the same as being licked by your wife, then by all means get the dog.
don't make much difference since both are bitches.
Originally posted by charlize:Unless you think being licked by your dog is the same as being licked by your wife, then by all means get the dog.
i have heard that some might prefer it..
Originally posted by maurizio13:
pet chihuahua? is it from one of those sci-fi movies?
at least they don't catfight.
If a guy keeps a chihuahua, don't you think he has a high chance of getting mauled by his pet chihuahua?
Originally posted by charlize:
If a guy keeps a chihuahua, don't you think he has a high chance of getting mauled by his pet chihuahua?
hmmm....
ok
logical.
Oh fcuk.
We've gone off topic.
Let's stick to proposal rings.
Originally posted by maurizio13:
don't make much difference since both are bitches.
Quoted for future reference and blackmail.
Originally posted by charlize:Oh fcuk.
We've gone off topic.
Let's stick to proposal rings.
you don't give your dog a diamond ring and it will still remain faithful to you.
you give your wife a diamond ring and she can still be unfaithful to you.
Originally posted by charlize:Quoted for future reference and blackmail.
blackmail is an offence under the penal code.
Originally posted by maurizio13:
you don't give your dog a diamond ring and it will still remain faithful to you.
you give your wife a diamond ring and she can still be unfaithful to you.
Having carnal knowledge with an animal is also illegal under the Penal Code.
What is penal code?
Originally posted by Chris1988:
if its a him, he ought to be shot in the nuts
i would nail them to the wall.
2metres from the ground
Originally posted by charlize:Having carnal knowledge with an animal is also illegal under the Penal Code.
was there mention of carnal knowledge?
at least not by me.
pure supposition.
Originally posted by FireIce:i would nail them to the wall.
2metres from the ground
Does "evil" mean anything to you?