[Limo Forum] Talking Cock & Singing Song
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Since we started this sub forum, I have observed that there are many good treads which give people appropriate advice and a slightly serious/professional tread.
Allow me to start a truly talk cock sing song tread, where everything are about jokes, dirty, sexy, cold, nonsense, all kind of jokes or experience.
Let me start, yesterday I pick up some PRC lady pax, quite pretty and the MILF tpe, for my VITO, I don't have auto door, so I always make it a point to open the doors for my pax.
So happen that as they are alighting(all wear low cut) they need to bend down to come down, I was treated to quite a few view.
I saw some Mt Wudang and Mt Emei, some papaya and also some mango.
After I saw, I seriously got no mood to drive and work...
Please share your talk cock sing song experience here.
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Originally posted by Sam.seah:
Since we started this sub forum, I have observed that there are many good treads which give people appropriate advice and a slightly serious/professional tread.
Allow me to start a truly talk cock sing song tread, where everything are about jokes, dirty, sexy, cold, nonsense, all kind of jokes or experience.
Let me start, yesterday I pick up some PRC lady pax, quite pretty and the MILF tpe, for my VITO, I don't have auto door, so I always make it a point to open the doors for my pax.
So happen that as they are alighting(all wear low cut) they need to bend down to come down, I was treated to quite a few view.
I saw some Mt Wudang and Mt Emei, some papaya and also some mango.
After I saw, I seriously got no mood to drive and work...
Please share your talk cock sing song experience here.
Wah Lau....
got leave some for me ?
Don't eat all.... very heaty one...
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Got give....or take....
bo ? 
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There is this place....
@ Upper Thomson Road, (towards Sembawang), before turning right into Sin Ming Road,
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Sam.... you should go there....
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I recall another incident, I was driving a high roof at that time, I was so lucky to fetch a family. U guess the nationality. Their luggage amounted to 15pcs and all are the very big and heavy ones, I wonder what they have inside, it's either GOLD or STONES!
There were about 8 of them and there were a few strong young men. At the hotel, I was lucky got the bellman to help me load the baggage.
At the airport, I was struggling with their luggage and the few strong young men were just standing there like goondus.
Fine, it was my job to help them with the luggage, no complaints about that, but after I was done with their bags, I told them in a joking manner.
"come back again to Singapore to take over Sir Stamford Raffles, he is very tired standing" they were looking at me in a puzzled way...
I was cursing in my heart and when I was driving back to town, I was wondering what the have in the luggage man??? I can't figure it out still!
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What to do... 15 luggages, Maxi also cannot put....
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Me heading to
soon....
F1TD... are you at airport ? lim-kopi ?
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Just came back... 2 hours disposal....knn.
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Need to.....
Got a 5.40am Departure.... need to wait up at 5am.
Followed by disposal at 9.30am.... in between (6.10am to 9.30am).. don't know go where....
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Sam... want to meet for breakfast 2moro ?
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Do u have any idea where the Zion Riverside hawkers are gone ? It seems that famous hawker centre is getting a face lift. I am so sick of URA. Face lift for fark ? Is that place looking that old ?
My favoured food places :
Maxwell
Neil
Old Airport
Killiney
Newton
My favourite Ramen stall :
Orchid Hotel's Keisuke Tonkotsu King. They specialize in just Tonkotsu Ramen, or Pork noodles. Very good.
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Originally posted by Just_do_it_lah:
What to do... 15 luggages, Maxi also cannot put....
15 luggages is no problem. As long as just 4 pax.
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Originally posted by f1taxidriver:
Do u have any idea where the Zion Riverside hawkers are gone ? It seems that famous hawker centre is getting a face lift. I am so sick of URA. Face lift for fark ? Is that place looking that old ?
My favoured food places :
Maxwell
Neil
Old Airport
Killiney
Newton
My favourite Ramen stall :
Orchid Hotel's Keisuke Tonkotsu King. They specialize in just Tonkotsu Ramen, or Pork noodles. Very good.
Never notice that also, but that Nasi Brani coffee shop still there right?
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Originally posted by Just_do_it_lah:
Need to.....
Got a 5.40am Departure.... need to wait up at 5am.
Followed by disposal at 9.30am.... in between (6.10am to 9.30am).. don't know go where....
I will be sitting like buddha inside my maxi, waiting to strike the MDT with my index finger if I see hourly disposal or G. departure or a good $18+meter job.
I can sit there for hours without aircon or movement. Its the reason why I can survive in this trade
Sit and wait for hours just to strike the MDT screen once or twice with my right index finger.
Sorry but I had no interest in the walkie.
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Originally posted by Onewaytransfer:
Never notice that also, but that Nasi Brani coffee shop still there right?
Not sure.
I only eat these:
Fishball Mee Kia
Bak Chor Mee Kia
Fried Kway Teow
Duck Rice
Chicken Rice
Economic Rice (seldom)
Dim Sum (seldom)
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The nasi Padang still there but be careful with parking as now, they draw zig zag double yellow lines. The LTA take a pic of your car, you have to say goodbye to $120/130 deduct 3 points.
I have arrival at 130am, tmr am I will sleep till very late, sorry cant have breakfast with JDIL! Now I am hiding at Changi Business Park...
Bro F1, u like Toknkatsu, you can try Tampopo at Liang Court, they have very good Black Pig Tonkatsu Ramen and also Kurobuta Tonkatsu. Quite good.... Mmmm, must try!
U want Char Kway Teow, you can go Blk 22 havelock road Ming Kee, nice too....
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Originally posted by f1taxidriver:
15 luggages is no problem. As long as just 4 pax.
15 big or small....?
I am talking about those metal casing luggages.
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Originally posted by Just_do_it_lah:
15 big or small....?
I am talking about those metal casing luggages.
Rear seats folded back, loaded until ceiling, obstructing rear view
Front left seat another 2 completely blocking my side view.
Its possible, but very dangerous driving. Their luggages either contained gold bars or stones.
Arab pax stood there maciam Sir Stamford Raffles. Just 2 pax. Arab man and his sick wife after surgery.
I pui chao nua after the job.
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Originally posted by f1taxidriver:
Rear seats folded back, loaded until ceiling, obstructing rear view
Front left seat another 2 completely blocking my side view.
Its possible, but very dangerous driving. Their luggages either contained gold bars or stones.
Arab pax stood there maciam Sir Stamford Raffles. Just 2 pax. Arab man and his sick wife after surgery.
I pui chao nua after the job.
MDT's job ?
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Sometime MDT jobs better than your regulars, just do and forget..
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Originally posted by Just_do_it_lah:
MDT's job ?
Yes
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MDTs jobs.... maybe hotel's regular Vito ... see already rejected job... then Bell boy call out to CDG Maxi...
you kena the....
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Ya lor, and it was from hotel royal queens to leonie hill.
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Originally posted by f1taxidriver:
Ya lor, and it was from hotel royal queens to leonie hill.
All the very best in your interview 2moro (Monday). Good luck bro.
