Some dentists use laughing gas on the job, but one British dentist has been suspended for using the human kind instead.
Authorities at the British General Dental Council say they will remove Mattew Walton 35, from the official Dentist's Register next month for a variety of offensive offenses, including farting and belching in front of patients and staff.
In addition, Walton has been accused of swearing and making "V-sign" hand gestures to patients and staff behind their backs.
Walton had been employed at a dental practice in Whitchurch, Shropshire, but officials ruled that his conduct truly stunk and required immediate suspension of his registration "for the protection of the public."
The list of tacky transgressions includes:
Walton admitted all the allegations about clinical matters, but denied some of the allegations of poor conduct. However, the committee said, "In the course of your evidence you did make further concessions regarding the [conduct] allegations."