Feline Physics Laws

• rlsh07

  10 Feb 08, 21:48

  found this on my fren 's blog

   

  Now all you feline lovers out there, here’s a few laws that you will have to adhere to.

  - Law of Cat Inertia
  A cat at rest will tend to remain at rest, unless acted upon by some outside force - such as the opening of cat food, or a nearby scurrying mouse.

  - Law of Cat Motion
  A cat will move in a straight line, unless there is a really good reason to change direction.

  - Law of Cat Magnetism
  All blue blazers and black sweaters attract cat hair in direct proportion to the darkness of the fabric.

  - Law of Cat Thermodynamics
  Heat flows from a warmer to a cooler body, except in the case of a cat, in which case all heat flows to the cat.

  - Law of Cat Stretching
  A cat will stretch to a distance proportional to the length of the nap just taken.

  - Law of Cat Sleeping
  All cats must sleep with people whenever possible, in a position as uncomfortable for the people involved, and as comfortable as possible for the cat.

  - Law of Cat Elongation
  A cat can make her body long enough to reach just about any counter top that has anything remotely interesting on it.

  - Law of Cat Obstruction
  A cat must lay on the floor in such a position to obstruct the maximum amount of human foot traffic.

  - Law of Cat Acceleration
  A cat will accelerate at a constant rate, until he gets good and ready to stop.

  - Law of Dinner Table Attendance
  Cats must attend all meals when anything good is served.

  - Law of Rug Configuration
  No rug may remain in its naturally flat state for very long.

  - Law of Obedience Resistance
  A cat’s resistance varies in proportion to a human’s desire for her to do something.

  - First Law of Energy Conservation
  Cats know that energy can neither be created nor destroyed and will, therefore, use as little energy as possible.

  - Second Law of Energy Conservation
  Cats also know that energy can only be stored by a lot of napping.

  - Law of Refrigerator Observation
  If a cat watches a refrigerator long enough, someone will come along and take out something good to eat.

  - Law of Electric Blanket Attraction
  Turn on an electric blanket and a cat will jump into bed at the speed of light.

  - Law of Random Comfort Seeking
  A cat will always seek, and usually take over, the most comfortable spot in any given room.

  - Law of Bag/Box Occupancy
  All bags and boxes in a given room must contain a cat within the earliest possible nanosecond.

  - Law of Cat Embarrassment
  A cat’s irritation rises in direct proportion to her embarrassment times the amount of human laughter.

  - Law of Milk Consumption
  A cat will drink his weight in milk, squared, just to show you he can.

  - Law of Furniture Replacement
  A cat’s desire to scratch furniture is directly proportional to the cost of the furniture.

  - Law of Cat Landing
  A cat will always land in the softest place possible; often the mid- section of an unsuspecting, reclining human.

  - Law of Fluid Displacement
  A cat immersed in milk will displace her own volume, minus the amount of milk consumed.

  - Law of Cat Disinterest
  A cat’s interest level will vary in inverse proportion to the amount of effort a human expends in trying to interest him.

  - Law of Pill Rejection
  Any pill given to a cat has the potential energy to reach escape velocity.

  - Law of Cat Composition
  A cat is composed of Matter + Anti-Matter + It Doesn’t Matter.

  Taken from http://www.narrehat...nMGimijwBQVYffgP4S2S

• popikachu

  10 Feb 08, 23:26

  -.-"

  i thought is what physic when i saw the word law lol

• seotiblizzard

  12 Feb 08, 02:22

  Meow meow!

• no-no

  12 Feb 08, 02:25