English: Why are you staring at me ?
Singlish: STARE WHAT STARE !?
English: Would you like to have lunch? Yea sure.
Singlish: Lunch? ok.
"Your life is a journey of learning to love yourself 1st & then extending that love to others in every encounter"
English : Hey Uncle! You want to go out with that dude standing on that stool?
Singlish : Uncle! Want 2 go out + that standing guy there?
English : Teacher, may I go to the toilet?
[ Teacher ] : Sure! Here is your permission pass.
Singlish : Cher! Can go toilet?
[ Teacher ] : Okay, class be quiet until I come back.
English: Hi, how is your day going?
Singlish: Oi, ok bo?
*Friend teaches you how to do something while you're doing that something*
Singlish: YOU THINK SO EASY YOU COME AND TRY LA
Waited for your teacher to enter class but didn't appear for 10mins , just when you want to celebrate , your teacher comes in Sian Ji Pua ~
Some researchers say, The reason you can't fall asleep at night is because you're awake in someone else's dream
"Life is a foreign language; all men mispronounce it."
*Shopping. Male = Buys what he wants and leaves. Female = Tries on 10000 different styles but doesn't buy anything.
English : You deserve a beating.
Singlish : Wa you really damn kiam pa sia.