A cowboy who is sitting on a park bench when a woman comes and sits down next to him. She looks at his hat and boots and says, "Are you a real cowboy?" He answers, "Well, I've worked on ranches tending cows and horses all my life, so yep, I guess I'm a real cowboy." She thinks for a moment and then says, "I'm a lesbian. I think about women when I wake up. I think about them all day long. And I think about them when I'm going to sleep." After they talk a little more she gets up and leaves. Some time later a man comes along and sits down next to him on the bench, check him out, and asks, "Are you really a cowboy?" "Well," he answers, "I used to think I was, but now I think I'm a lesbian."
LOL... Now I think I'm faggotry. Amusement Equipment