Noobs~
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Behavior of noobs
Since noobs are basically ignorant bastards, they have a lot in common. The most often seen characteristic is their fluency in noobish, which is why it got its own section. They will also be very self confident as if they were the absolute best at what they are in fact the worst at. Also, they are quite agressive and self-centered, and tend to laugh a lot using many L's and O's in rapid sucession (the noobish word for laughing like an ultimate retard).
It is their instinct to assemble in packs for defense, and they often attempt to organize packs that they call teams. Unfortunately for them, teams usually result in a total loss of communication and they can often begin to fight amongst each other. These teams are quite unlike those formed by non-noobs.
Noobs have difficulty reading english and cannot comprehend the idea of authority. Therefore, they have an all-out disregard for rules, basic or not. A good way to identify a noob (bad) vs. a newb (good) is to tell them (or have an authority tell them) which rule they are unknowingly breaking. If they respond with an apology and fix it, they are probably not a noob. If they react by insulting everything around them in rapid noobish and causing general mayhem, it is because they are a noob and have had a small seizure due to their inability to understand what is happening.
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*puts up hand*Originally posted by alexkusu:Behavior of noobs
Since noobs are basically ignorant bastards, they have a lot in common. The most often seen characteristic is their fluency in noobish, which is why it got its own section. They will also be very self confident as if they were the absolute best at what they are in fact the worst at. Also, they are quite agressive and self-centered, and tend to laugh a lot using many L's and O's in rapid sucession (the noobish word for laughing like an ultimate retard).
It is their instinct to assemble in packs for defense, and they often attempt to organize packs that they call teams. Unfortunately for them, teams usually result in a total loss of communication and they can often begin to fight amongst each other. These teams are quite unlike those formed by non-noobs.
Noobs have difficulty reading english and cannot comprehend the idea of authority. Therefore, they have an all-out disregard for rules, basic or not. A good way to identify a noob (bad) vs. a newb (good) is to tell them (or have an authority tell them) which rule they are unknowingly breaking. If they respond with an apology and fix it, they are probably not a noob. If they react by insulting everything around them in rapid noobish and causing general mayhem, it is because they are a noob and have had a small seizure due to their inability to understand what is happening.
Courtesy of Mc2
GTA,Is a example called SMAPLionHeart?
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Ur a genius. A+ for Noob Detection.Originally posted by StarPuppy:*puts up hand*
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Defining 'Noob'
Contrary to the belief of many, a noob/n00b and a newbie/newb are not the same thing. Newbs are those who are new to some task* and are very beginner at it, possibly a little overconfident about it, but they are willing to learn and fix their errors to move out of that stage. Noobs, on the other hand, know little and have no will to learn any more. They expect people to do the work for them and then expect to get praised about it, and make up a unique species of their own. It is the latter we will study in this guide so that the reader is prepared to encounter them in the wild if needed.
Noobs are often referred to as n00bs as a sign of disrespect toward them, and it's often hella funny, but I will refer to them as noobs during this reading.
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Does that mean i am a noob too?Originally posted by alexkusu:Ur a genius. A+ for Noob Detection. -
Noobish
Often, but not always, noobs will attempt to communicate in their own primitive language, known as noobish. It is a variant of the hacker language that exposes them as having little intelligence or will to learn. Here is an example of some noobish. Do not attempt to comprehend it: it cannot be discerned without professionals at hand.
stFU /\/\an, i r teh r0xx0rz liek emin3m, u cna go tO EHLL OR ATLE4St help m3 wit hthIS!!111!!!!!!!1~~1!!``!! LOLLOLOLLOLOLlOoLLOlollLLl u n00b
Although you may find this unbelievably funny and/or annoying, it is best to restrain yourself and keep from talking back to them, as they are very territorial and easily angered. This will result in their attempted verbal abuse of you, possibly backed up by other noobs, because they work in packs when doing offensive tasks. It is not an easy task to learn this language because our intelligent accent will keep it from sounding quite right when spoken. You can write some simple noobish of your own, however, by slamming your face into your keyboard repeatedly. -
Where to find noobs
On the internet, noobs make their colonies on forums. They migrate in waves, usually on weekends, and proceed to clog up bandwidth with stupid questions and sometimes even stupid answers. If you happen to be unfortunate enough to be on a board large enough to attract migrating noobs, there will hopefully be authority in charge who is smart enough to take extermination measures before they can make nests and larger colonies.
Larger colonies can result in the mutation of some into spammers. Not commercial spammers, but pointless spammers. A noob can become one of these at any point, but the larger the amount of noobs, the more chance pointless spammers will appear.
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Here we have classic signs of a picture posting noob. Observe his actions throughout the thread my students - GTA -
Totally agree.Never argue with a noob, they thrive on attention, both positive and negative.Originally posted by M©+square:Noobish
Often, but not always, noobs will attempt to communicate in their own primitive language, known as noobish. It is a variant of the hacker language that exposes them as having little intelligence or will to learn. Here is an example of some noobish. Do not attempt to comprehend it: it cannot be discerned without professionals at hand.
stFU /\/\an, i r teh r0xx0rz liek emin3m, u cna go tO EHLL OR ATLE4St help m3 wit hthIS!!111!!!!!!!1~~1!!``!! LOLLOLOLLOLOLlOoLLOlollLLl u n00b
Although you may find this unbelievably funny and/or annoying, it is best to restrain yourself and keep from talking back to them, as they are very territorial and easily angered. This will result in their attempted verbal abuse of you, possibly backed up by other noobs, because they work in packs when doing offensive tasks. It is not an easy task to learn this language because our intelligent accent will keep it from sounding quite right when spoken. You can write some simple noobish of your own, however, by slamming your face into your keyboard repeatedly.
But some Noobs are not Noobs.Be careful.. -
Originally posted by alexkusu:Behavior of noobs
Since noobs are basically ignorant bastards, they have a lot in common. The most often seen characteristic is their fluency in noobish, which is why it got its own section. They will also be very self confident as if they were the absolute best at what they are in fact the worst at. Also, they are quite agressive and self-centered, and tend to laugh a lot using many L's and O's in rapid sucession (the noobish word for laughing like an ultimate retard).
It is their instinct to assemble in packs for defense, and they often attempt to organize packs that they call teams. Unfortunately for them, teams usually result in a total loss of communication and they can often begin to fight amongst each other. These teams are quite unlike those formed by non-noobs.
Noobs have difficulty reading english and cannot comprehend the idea of authority. Therefore, they have an all-out disregard for rules, basic or not. A good way to identify a noob (bad) vs. a newb (good) is to tell them (or have an authority tell them) which rule they are unknowingly breaking. If they respond with an apology and fix it, they are probably not a noob. If they react by insulting everything around them in rapid noobish and causing general mayhem, it is because they are a noob and have had a small seizure due to their inability to understand what is happening.
Courtesy of Mc2
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no...its just that to be a good noob hunter we need act like a noob sometimes.Originally posted by StarPuppy:Does that mean i am a noob too? -
SBSK's pics..oops sorry..SMAP's pics are so similar.Originally posted by alexkusu:no...its just that to be a good noob hunter we need act like a noob sometimes. -
He's really trying hard.
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Yup, I think M©+square has a point...Originally posted by M©+square:He's really trying hard.
N00bs try very hard...often, too hard... -
Originally posted by Commander_2224:
Overtly excitable..ooh did Mummy finally allow you to surf the net in your own room?
Yup, I think M©+square has a point...
[b]N00bs try very hard...often, too hard... [/b] -
There seems to be a disturbing trend.Originally posted by LazerLordz:SBSK's pics..oops sorry..SMAP's pics are so similar.
I wonder if he should be reported as a clone
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what is SMAPLionHeart trying too hard ?
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He was reported a long time ago, and as SBSK took a long time to be wiped out, so did SMAP stay alive and free from being hunted by a Blade Runner.Originally posted by alexkusu:There seems to be a disturbing trend.
I wonder if he should be reported as a clone -
Often leading to open proclaimation and emphasis of minute achievementsOriginally posted by LazerLordz:Overtly excitable..
e.g. an increase in forum ratings...after posting emoticons in his/her/it's own forums to boost its ratings during the last day of the month..
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Thats why this forum is established to increase the Natural Selection process effectivenessOriginally posted by LazerLordz:He was reported a long time ago, and as SBSK took a long time to be wiped out, so did SMAP stay alive and free from being hunted by a Blade Runner. -
Hmmm...Did I just see somebody editing negative comments about his/her/it's renamed forumed into positive ones?
[This message was edited by SMAPLionHeart on 2005-06-07 03:23:43.]Originally posted by LazerLordz:good forum
Nice try.. -
To prove his mental capacityOriginally posted by BeEtHoVeN:what is SMAPLionHeart trying too hard ? -
WTF n00bz, I M |337 H4x0|2, I pwnz j00 OMFG STUF.
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Originally posted by Commander_2224:
Ooh..where's the wringer..I've a liking for scrawny necks..
Hmmm...Did I just see somebody editing negative comments about his/her/it's renamed forumed into positive ones?
[b][This message was edited by SMAPLionHeart on 2005-06-07 03:23:43.]
Nice try.. [/b] -
still I don't understand.... I think I was noob what....
then what am i now.. snoob???