Club 30's "Kill the Boredom Demon" JivePad 113th Edition
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*yawn*
friend's ROM later...
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Originally posted by ä¸�如就æ»:
sounds like u don't realli like oatmeal?
bear only eats it mainly for health reason - to lower his cholesterol.
I doubt he will eat brocolli if we tell them it can lower cholesterol too....
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*yawns*
*me chugs down vile-tasting coffee from McTrash*
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Originally posted by fudgester:
*yawns*
*me chugs down vile-tasting coffee from McTrash*
All hail magneto. Destroyer of planets. -
Originally posted by fudgester:
*yawns*
*me chugs down vile-tasting coffee from McTrash*
i refuse to call decaf coffee, coffee! eeerrkkkksss~~~~~~ -
Originally posted by av98m:
All hail magneto. Destroyer of planets.
av didn't u just get a whole new hdd?! dun provoke magneto to go jog ard ur place!!! o.O -
Originally posted by tare:
av didn't u just get a whole new hdd?! dun provoke magneto to go jog ard ur place!!! o.O
omg
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Originally posted by tare:
i refuse to call decaf coffee, coffee! eeerrkkkksss~~~~~~
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times are tough, even sperm bank having clearance sale o.O
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Wah kaoz.....
And all I said was that I was drinking coffee from McTrash......
*goes off to sulk*
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Ok stealing this from SG
This should go under the WTF news thread but -_-"
http://www.straitstimes.com/Breaking%2BNews/Singapore/Story/STIStory_354806.html
March 26, 2009Man dies after bottle mishapA SINGAPOREAN died of heart failure after his penis became stuck in a soft drink bottle, reported Sin Chew Daily and China Press.The incident happened when the 77-year-old man used the bottle to masturbate.
China Press reported that the senior citizen got his private part into the bottle and only sought help after his penis could not be dislodged from the bottle despite trying various ways such as applying soap water.
Doctors tried to alleviate the man's suffering by cutting the bottle below the neck but to no avail because by that time, the skin around the penis had started to become inflamed, causing him to be unable to urinate.
His misadventure later led to other medical complications causing his death. -- THE STAR/ANN
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Originally posted by av98m:
All hail magneto. Destroyer of planets.isn't that another character?
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Originally posted by tare:
i refuse to call decaf coffee, coffee! eeerrkkkksss~~~~~~I think the process used to remove the caffeine from coffee can do more harm to you than the actual caffeine does.
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Originally posted by honeymouse:
I think the process used to remove the caffeine from coffee can do more harm to you than the actual caffeine does.
Actually how do they do that?I'm not sure about the process :P
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Originally posted by elindra:
Ok stealing this from SG
This should go under the WTF news thread but -_-"
http://www.straitstimes.com/Breaking%2BNews/Singapore/Story/STIStory_354806.html
March 26, 2009<!-- headline one : start -->
Man dies after bottle mishap <!--<span class="timestamp">10 min</span>--><!-- headline one : end --><!-- show image if available -->
<!-- START OF : div id="storytext"-->
A SINGAPOREAN died of heart failure after his penis became stuck in a soft drink bottle, reported Sin Chew Daily and China Press.The incident happened when the 77-year-old man used the bottle to masturbate.
China Press reported that the senior citizen got his private part into the bottle and only sought help after his penis could not be dislodged from the bottle despite trying various ways such as applying soap water.
Doctors tried to alleviate the man's suffering by cutting the bottle below the neck but to no avail because by that time, the skin around the penis had started to become inflamed, causing him to be unable to urinate.
His misadventure later led to other medical complications causing his death. -- THE STAR/ANN
that man had to be using viagra at the same time....
heard stories like these a few times....
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Originally posted by elindra:
Ok stealing this from SG
This should go under the WTF news thread but -_-"
http://www.straitstimes.com/Breaking%2BNews/Singapore/Story/STIStory_354806.html
March 26, 2009<!-- headline one : start -->
Man dies after bottle mishap <!--<span class="timestamp">10 min</span>--><!-- headline one : end --><!-- show image if available -->
<!-- START OF : div id="storytext"-->
A SINGAPOREAN died of heart failure after his penis became stuck in a soft drink bottle, reported Sin Chew Daily and China Press.The incident happened when the 77-year-old man used the bottle to masturbate.
China Press reported that the senior citizen got his private part into the bottle and only sought help after his penis could not be dislodged from the bottle despite trying various ways such as applying soap water.
Doctors tried to alleviate the man's suffering by cutting the bottle below the neck but to no avail because by that time, the skin around the penis had started to become inflamed, causing him to be unable to urinate.
His misadventure later led to other medical complications causing his death. -- THE STAR/ANN
what the......
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Originally posted by elindra:
Actually how do they do that?I'm not sure about the process :P
I just did a search..... have a read. It is not as bad as I initially thought but who knows what chemical (solvent) they used....
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actually it's not even 100% caffeine free. someone once told me i might as well have the actual drink since there's not much diff between decaf and caf.
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And you pay more for something more unhealthy
-_-
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Originally posted by elindra:
Ok stealing this from SG
This should go under the WTF news thread but -_-"
http://www.straitstimes.com/Breaking%2BNews/Singapore/Story/STIStory_354806.html
March 26, 2009<!-- headline one : start -->
Man dies after bottle mishap <!--<span class="timestamp">10 min</span>--><!-- headline one : end --><!-- show image if available -->
<!-- START OF : div id="storytext"-->
A SINGAPOREAN died of heart failure after his penis became stuck in a soft drink bottle, reported Sin Chew Daily and China Press.The incident happened when the 77-year-old man used the bottle to masturbate.
China Press reported that the senior citizen got his private part into the bottle and only sought help after his penis could not be dislodged from the bottle despite trying various ways such as applying soap water.
Doctors tried to alleviate the man's suffering by cutting the bottle below the neck but to no avail because by that time, the skin around the penis had started to become inflamed, causing him to be unable to urinate.
His misadventure later led to other medical complications causing his death. -- THE STAR/ANN
ex-colleague read the chinese paper and told me, apparently he see doc after TWO DAYS cos he can't pee... -_-" in the same article got another insert abt something similar... another old man hear his friends say putting a ring on his asset will help his *ahem*, he did and ring got stuck >.< -
decaf is evil...
saying that, i used to chug Jolt Cola by the litre
in other news, the proof-reading is being done by other committee members.. better them than me... but i'm stuck doing other things..
i send a rough draft to confirm accuracy to the people, they send it back to me totally changed and wrong.. so wrong it was questioned by their own boss...
the guy isn't around until later.. i'll go grill him about it when he comes back
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Originally posted by cassie:
actually it's not even 100% caffeine free. someone once told me i might as well have the actual drink since there's not much diff between decaf and caf.
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Originally posted by elindra:
And you pay more for something more unhealthy
-_-
Exactly.....
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took coffee at downstairs coffeeshop when my landlord suddenly decides he prefers my coca cola.
took one sip of the coffee and screwed my face up real bad.
Its tat bitter!
Or just because I am used to 'gourmet' coffee liao. kopitiam kopi cannot drink?
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heard this from a nurse in A&E in one of sg's public hospital ...
an old man came into A&E complaining that he wants to be seen first because he's in a lot of pain as he hasn't passed motion for 16 days!
When its his turn, the doctor in charge put on his rubber gloves, stuck his finger up the old man's ass and hola, the old man started shitting and the shit splattered across everywhere in the examination room, onto the chairs etc.
