Club 30's"Kill the Boredom Demon" Jive Pad,103rd Edition
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off to makan fried rice in the pantry
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Originally posted by cassie:
and my office got loads of food and booze, champagne
booze? champagne?
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I knew a few colonels who kept booze in their orpids ....
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okay.. why is there a baby in the office?
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Originally posted by the Bear:
okay.. why is there a baby in the office?
erm... are u working at the lost and found dept? -
Ok my fever seems to have subsided but I'm feeling dead tired and want to sleep
I'm working at snail's pace
*looks at pile of work* -_-"
At this rate, I'll start to look my age instead of looking younger than I really am
Oh ya MPB's new excuse
"The T-shirt shrunk in the washing machine! I did not put on weight!"
We're talking about a very well seasoned T-shirt here and not a new one -_-"
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Originally posted by the Bear:
okay.. why is there a baby in the office?
Erm.... part of the community involvement initiative?
*runs*
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Originally posted by elindra:
Oh ya MPB's new excuse
"The T-shirt shrunk in the washing machine! I did not put on weight!"
We're talking about a very well seasoned T-shirt here and not a new one -_-"
buy a weighing scale and ask him to take his weight every week ..
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more likely after the civil serpent pay cut, senior management can no longer afford expensive private child care ? ...
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KILL THE BABY KILL THE BABY!!!
i wonder how babies taste in claypot.
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Wooo TNP really have a way with words. I just love what I read
" Top civil servants and ministers were supposed to get a pay rise in January next year to bring their salaries in line with private sector pay.
But this will be deferred so their pay will shrink by up to 19%"
KNN no pay rise means pay will shrink by up to 19%. WTF man, isn't that status quo if you don't factor in inflation
Then the ppl who actually take a pay cut will have their pay shrink by 50% if they take into account a potential pay rise???
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Originally posted by ä¸�如就æ»:
buy a weighing scale and ask him to take his weight every week ..
The next quipe if I comment on his 'love handles' would be"That's because I love you more everyday"
Btw I already wave the white flag liao. Give up liao. I'm fighting a losing battle here
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ok~ office with no aircon will now screen Big Stan!
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Originally posted by elindra:
Ok my fever seems to have subsided but I'm feeling dead tired and want to sleep
I'm working at snail's pace
*looks at pile of work* -_-"
At this rate, I'll start to look my age instead of looking younger than I really am
Oh ya MPB's new excuse
"The T-shirt shrunk in the washing machine! I did not put on weight!"
We're talking about a very well seasoned T-shirt here and not a new one -_-"
MPB really pattern liao liao... wahahahahaa -
Originally posted by tare:
MPB really pattern liao liao... wahahahahaa
I swear I remembered that T-shirt of his used to be loose.Now it's tight fitting!!!!!
OMG!!! I wonder if he has been cheating on me liberally with food like butter sugar sandwiches and what not
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Oooo ... butter sugar sandwiches ...
old childhood fave ...
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Originally posted by elindra:
The next quipe if I comment on his 'love handles' would be"That's because I love you more everyday"
Btw I already wave the white flag liao. Give up liao. I'm fighting a losing battle here
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! -
I got to note that line down ....
it would probably be quite useful in the future ...
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Originally posted by elindra:
I swear I remembered that T-shirt of his used to be loose.Now it's tight fitting!!!!!
OMG!!! I wonder if he has been cheating on me liberally with food like butter sugar sandwiches and what not
tsk tsk tsk... how dare he cheat on u... doesn't cheat on me.. he just eat it in frnt of me... everynite (after 12am) look at me say he hungry... >.< -
Originally posted by tare:
tsk tsk tsk... how dare he cheat on u... doesn't cheat on me.. he just eat it in frnt of me... everynite (after 12am) look at me say he hungry... >.<
give him another 5 years or so he'll look like mpb liao -
Originally posted by av98m:
give him another 5 years or so he'll look like mpb liao2 years la
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I think I should not put MPB quotes here coz it seems the unmarried guys are all picking up tips -_-"
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Originally posted by tare:
tsk tsk tsk... how dare he cheat on u... doesn't cheat on me.. he just eat it in frnt of me... everynite (after 12am) look at me say he hungry... >.<
He will eat on the sly but if I ask he will proudly and smugly tell me what he ate -_-"Btw I found a large chocolate stash in the fridge hidden
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!'
*laughs hysterically at pinky*
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he put on 10kg in 1 yr liao ... >.<