Club 30's "Kill the Boredom Demon" Jive Pad, 94th Edition

• the Bear

  3 Sep 08, 18:27

  Originally posted by cassie:

  
  each floor has a pantry. you wont believe this but there's actually an F&B division - they do the ordering and stocking up, arrangements for any catering etc. nah, it's part of expenses of bank eg stationery

  we buy our own stuff...

  if we depended on the bloody department, we'd get the cheapshit unfit for animal consumption crap like "Super 3-in-1 instant coffee" which is basically coffee scented vinegar..

• av98m

  3 Sep 08, 18:28

  Originally posted by tare:

  
  u know cos u watch documentaries...

   

  but av.... *lub chin*

  
  I see them in their own natural habitat. Of course I know what they can do

   

  btw, not a good idea to kachiow cuttlefish either.

   

  oh, but its fun disturbing sea cucumber and watching them discharge white milky fluid. just make sure you don't get any on you

• av98m

  3 Sep 08, 18:29

  Originally posted by cassie:

  
  each floor has a pantry. you wont believe this but there's actually an F&B division - they do the ordering and stocking up, arrangements for any catering etc. nah, it's part of expenses of bank eg stationery

  do they supply decent stuff?

   

  my office the people sibeh atas when it comes to food one...you see the snacks they top up all the expensive kind. like Kettle chips!!!

• the Bear

  3 Sep 08, 18:30

  cuttlefish will &%$$ you right up..

  beware their parrot-like beak which will easily rip a nice hole in your arm..

  sea-cucumber squirt is gross and sticky

  and.. how the hell do you get it off?

• av98m

  3 Sep 08, 18:31

  Originally posted by the Bear:

  cuttlefish will &%$$ you right up..

  beware their parrot-like beak which will easily rip a nice hole in your arm..

  sea-cucumber squirt is gross and sticky

  and.. how the hell do you get it off?

  how I know....I not stupid enough to disturb them when I'm right in front of them...I do it from the side...and only twice so far, for no reason other than to gross out the female divers

   

  'cause it looks like an ejaculating penis

• the Bear

  3 Sep 08, 18:32

  dinnertime

• cassie

  3 Sep 08, 18:33

  Originally posted by av98m:

  do they supply decent stuff?

   

  my office the people sibeh atas when it comes to food one...you see the snacks they top up all the expensive kind. like Kettle chips!!!

  
  well pantry is just drinks - you get the usual humdrum of nescafe, coffeemate creamer, boh tea, chinese tea, milo, nestum, sugar, condensed milk. what else?..?..can't think of else.

  food - it's your own which you keep in your drawer or maybe your team has a drawer which the team's secretary stocks up. this way everyone contributes and you can tell her what you want.

• av98m

  3 Sep 08, 18:36

  Originally posted by cassie:

  
  well pantry is just drinks - you get the usual humdrum of nescafe, coffeemate creamer, boh tea, chinese tea, milo, nestum, sugar, condensed milk. what else?..?..can't think of else.

  food - it's your own which you keep in your drawer or maybe your team has a drawer which the team's secretary stocks up. this way everyone contributes and you can tell her what you want.

  
  I see. Our food stash is in plain sight...on a single designated table. the office mascot usually sits on that table too...but recently it got its own cubicle.

• cassie

  3 Sep 08, 18:39

  Originally posted by av98m:

  
  I see. Our food stash is in plain sight...on a single designated table. the office mascot usually sits on that table too...but recently it got its own cubicle.

  
  office mascot?

• av98m

  3 Sep 08, 18:40

  Originally posted by cassie:

  
  office mascot?

  
  yep. a stuffed animal left behind by an intern last time!

• av98m

  3 Sep 08, 18:42

  time to run.

• cassie

  3 Sep 08, 18:43

  cya! think i'll head off in 10 or so.

• tare

  3 Sep 08, 18:49

  Originally posted by cassie:

  
  well pantry is just drinks - you get the usual humdrum of nescafe, coffeemate creamer, boh tea, chinese tea, milo, nestum, sugar, condensed milk. what else?..?..can't think of else.

  food - it's your own which you keep in your drawer or maybe your team has a drawer which the team's secretary stocks up. this way everyone contributes and you can tell her what you want.

  
  our own food and drinks must be stored in our own drawers... if go into the fridge, it'll vanished even if u label it... >.<

• Ferret

  3 Sep 08, 18:50

  i am gonna cook in a few minutes..

   

  mmm lovely liver.

• the Bear

  3 Sep 08, 18:54

  liver.. hmm... time to go think of something to update the Ferret Food topic

• hisoka

  3 Sep 08, 18:58

  Originally posted by the Bear:

  crap.. must be the firewall of your office..

  well it says "Vote Larry Flynt/Ron Jeremy. Freedom Party 2008"

  

  
  you forgot the magazine with the words hustler on it
• hisoka

  3 Sep 08, 19:02

  Originally posted by tare:

  
  our own food and drinks must be stored in our own drawers... if go into the fridge, it'll vanished even if u label it... >.<

  
  next time put some spoilt food inside. then you see which idiot gets the runs then you know le
• the Bear

  3 Sep 08, 19:03

  Originally posted by hisoka:

  
  next time put some spoilt food inside. then you see which idiot gets the runs then you know le

  1st year in uni.. we put cat food in pies. the pies were stolen..

  we let everyone know about it...

  result = no more thefts

• the Bear

  4 Sep 08, 08:18

  i'm at work

  i think my division boss is getting more and more irritated by some semi-sentient morons who are trying to score points at our expense... hopefully, she is irritated to the extent she lets me have a go at them.. and i will

• 不如就死

  4 Sep 08, 08:20

  Originally posted by the Bear:

  1st year in uni.. we put cat food in pies. the pies were stolen..

  we let everyone know about it...

  result = no more thefts

  yeuw!!

• SevenEleven

  4 Sep 08, 08:44

  Originally posted by the Bear:

  1st year in uni.. we put cat food in pies. the pies were stolen..

  we let everyone know about it...

  result = no more thefts

  
  

• deathwish

  4 Sep 08, 08:48

  Morning guys

• the Bear

  4 Sep 08, 08:51

  well, we were sick and tired of putting our food into the hostel fridge and then someone else stealing it...

  it's terrible when we're studying into the night, get hungry and find the food stolen.. especially in the middle of winter...

  one day we were doing our grocery shopping.. and there was a pile of no-brand catfood on serious discount (20 cents a campbells soup sized can)

  one of the guys uttered "hey.. look.. pie filling"

  i said "yup.. let's do it.. i'm sick of our pies getting stolen"

  so we bought a 6-pack of no-brand cheapshit pies removed the filling and put in the cat food, then put the stuff in the fridge..

  within 12 hours, they were gone...

  the word spread.. we even kept the can as proof...

  the hostel manager was laughing so hard she almost fell down...

  nothing was stolen again that whole semester

• SevenEleven

  4 Sep 08, 09:00

  Originally posted by the Bear:

  well, we were sick and tired of putting our food into the hostel fridge and then someone else stealing it...

  it's terrible when we're studying into the night, get hungry and find the food stolen.. especially in the middle of winter...

  one day we were doing our grocery shopping.. and there was a pile of no-brand catfood on serious discount (20 cents a campbells soup sized can)

  one of the guys uttered "hey.. look.. pie filling"

  i said "yup.. let's do it.. i'm sick of our pies getting stolen"

  so we bought a 6-pack of no-brand cheapshit pies removed the filling and put in the cat food, then put the stuff in the fridge..

  within 12 hours, they were gone...

  the word spread.. we even kept the can as proof...

  the hostel manager was laughing so hard she almost fell down...

  nothing was stolen again that whole semester

  
  what a harsh reality. wonder the thief can puke it out

• 不如就死

  4 Sep 08, 09:02

  I woke up this morning with a very bad leg cramp .. my calf ...

  and until now, the muscles there feels very tight ..