Originally posted by fudgester:Woah..... that guy sure is a grandmuthafarker.
In every sense of the word.
epic word that is
here's one.. which is.. tragic if you can stop laughing
=> Chef dies after feeling eel
believe me.. it is hell of a lot worse than the headline
Originally posted by the Bear:here's one.. which is.. tragic if you can stop laughing
=> Chef dies after feeling eel
believe me.. it is hell of a lot worse than the headline
Ok lah.... compared to the cucumber case, he didn't do it to himself.....
I expect a manslaughter charge for those idiots who tried to prank him. But seeing as how this is China, I guess they'll be seeing the firing squad pretty soon....
That said, I had to admit to laughing while feeling grossed out at the same time.
Originally posted by the Bear:
too much beer perhaps...
as the austrians and bavarians say...
"GrĂ¼ss Gott"
Originally posted by the Bear:
how the XXXX do you sexually attack ............... a cat ?!?!?! ....
Originally posted by Fatum:how the XXXX do you sexually attack ............... a cat ?!?!?! ....
Very carefully...
in addition to the gay homophobe senator pointed out by Fatum...
=> Christian Right Leader and most prominent anti-gay activist went on vacation with a "rent boy"
Originally posted by Fatum:
seriously they shld really cut down on their vodkas~
lol ....
what the fug were these two nips thinking ? ....
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/8685184.stm
ifairy .... -__-
Originally posted by Fatum:lol ....
what the fug were these two nips thinking ? ....
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/8685184.stm
ifairy .... -__-
as long as the marriage is legal.. it's not as if one of them was marrying the bloody robot
or like the germans, one married a pineapple while another married his dying cat
Originally posted by Fatum:lol ....
what the fug were these two nips thinking ? ....
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/8685184.stm
ifairy .... -__-
well people get connected in all sort of way........they got one extra conversation to talk about.
Originally posted by Fatum:lol ....
what the fug were these two nips thinking ? ....
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/8685184.stm
ifairy .... -__-
I-Fairy... why must begin with I ah? no originality...
someone in the UK died.. after the doctors miss a 6-inch toilet brush handle embedded in her buttock... for 2 years!!
=> story
this makes everyone's diets look smart... the king of stupidity Nicolas Cage speaks..
=> He'll only eat meat from animals which "mate in a dignified way"
you can't make this shit up
Originally posted by the Bear:this makes everyone's diets look smart... the king of stupidity Nicolas Cage speaks..
=> He'll only eat meat from animals which "mate in a dignified way"
you can't make this shit up
Well, he named his son Kal-El.
Even if he really liked Superman, one would have thought that 'Clark' sounds better.
Check out this piece of news~~~
Ninja Student Foils Aussie Mugging~
http://sg.news.yahoo.com/afp/20100520/tap-australia-crime-ninja-offbeat-5a1703c.html
Though I posted it in the Jive Pad, I think it'll be good to archive it here...
Originally posted by the Bear:
Yup, and i suppose pigeons are able to carry out bombing strikes
Originally posted by the Bear:
Well, it is weird to accuse a pigeon of spying....
What they should have done is to accuse Pakistan of using pigeons as a means of spying. After all, the ring on its foot could have been used to secure small coded messages. The reason why a message was not found on this bird is that it simply fell off in midflight.
That doesn't explain the stamped Pakistani phone number and address, though..... the Pakistanis can't be that stupid to leave such an incriminating smoking gun, no?
Originally posted by fudgester:Well, it is weird to accuse a pigeon of spying....
What they should have done is to accuse Pakistan of using pigeons as a means of spying. After all, the ring on its foot could have been used to secure small coded messages. The reason why a message was not found on this bird is that it simply fell off in midflight.
That doesn't explain the stamped Pakistani phone number and address, though..... the Pakistanis can't be that stupid to leave such an incriminating smoking gun, no?
they found a stray pigeon, that flew over from pakistan, that's all ....
but I suppose they can charge the bird with illegal entry ?
This is..... madness!
MACC Nabs Singaporeans for Trying to Pay Kopi Money to Malaysian TPs
You mean..... honest Malaysian traffic policemen do exist?
Originally posted by fudgester:This is..... madness!
MACC Nabs Singaporeans for Trying to Pay Kopi Money to Malaysian TPs
You mean..... honest Malaysian traffic policemen do exist?
I was telling people about that ....
no point paying kopi money to the traffik polis really .....
cos they have their own quotas to meet too ....
after you've paid them the kopi money, they'll write out a ticket too anyways, just that they won't hand it to you ....
next time you go in you'll be flummoxed by a warrant for your "unpaid fines" .... .
so may as well save the kopi money and pay the fine straight up ....