Club 30's "Kill the Boredom Demon" Jive Pad, 22nd Edition
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"even the dragons who crossed the river can't compete with the local snakes" ...Originally posted by av98m:Well, there's 5 of us guys going, 2 of them have been there before, so we'll be fine.
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kopi is going into the paid modelshoot business?Originally posted by kopiosatu:i wonder who is willing to model for me?????
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You're really scared of China eh?Originally posted by Fatum:"even the dragons who crossed the river can't compete with the local snakes" ...
Actually, so am I. That's why it took me so long to decide to go there. -
CASINO RATIONALE
Hey, the new Bond film is in town, complete with topical title! Not say we say what ah, but do you think the Gahmen timed their new 007% GST to coincide with the new 007 flim?
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I wish I still had my nikon FM. I'd rather bring that than my D200 to China.
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going into editorial shoot makeovers actuallyOriginally posted by av98m:kopi is going into the paid modelshoot business?
photographers go into lifestyle shoots now
i go into look cool shoots.
but still i'd like a model to play around with to toy with different ideas (sounds kinky i know)
anyone has a friend who's photogenic?
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it's not china per se ... it's just that place ....Originally posted by av98m:You're really scared of China eh?
Actually, so am I. That's why it took me so long to decide to go there.
I'd happily roam the streets of shanghai anytime ....
the northern chicks more jude also ....
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Originally posted by kopiosatu:
Wahhaha I like this!
[b]CASINO RATIONALE
Hey, the new Bond film is in town, complete with topical title! Not say we say what ah, but do you think the Gahmen timed their new 007% GST to coincide with the new 007 flim?[/b] -
NEWS IN BRIEFS
Heart Attack: According to the State's Times, the so-called P65 MPs will be raising issues close to their hearts such as "sports, cultural activities, the arts, issues concerning singles, family life, new media, entrepreneurship, and humanitarian work". However, TalkingCock was unable to veirfy at press time whether the MPs in fact had any hearts to begin with.
Tit for Tat: Legal experts believe that the man who was convicted for biting a policewoman's breast is unlikely to win his motion for a mistrial. Said lawyer Mr. Sukkel Nairnair, "I'm afraid he'll just have to bite the bullet."
Eat, Don't Read: Singapore has ranked no. 2 for nightlife and dining in a global survey. Many nightlife operators attribute this to the Government's "loosening up". When asked how they could say this when Singapore also slipped to 146th position in Reporters Sans Frontiere's press freedom ranking, the nightlife operators explained, "Aiyah, when you're full and drunk, you dun read mah." -
Colin Goh and gang are really funny
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Ministers to Get Pay Rise to Help Lower Income Groups
Besides raising GST, SingaporeÂ’s Ministers intend to raise their own pay in order to help lower income Singaporeans.
“The country needs more money for social measures like education, housing and health care for peasa… I mean, lower income workers,” said Ministry of Elitism spokesman Louie Chin Ooh Lui. “So if Ministers get more pay, then we will be able to spend more money in the economy, and that will trickle down to help the peasa… sorry, sorry, lower income workers.”
Mr. Chin said that the Ministerial pay rise would contribute to all sectors of the economy. “For example, it will definitely benefit the airline industry as Ministers will now have more money to afford an overseas education for their kids, and their families will definitely travel more to visit them. They will also buy more luxury cars, which will benefit the automotive sector, and also the chauffeur industry. By traveling more in cars, they will also contribute more ERP charges, thus benefiting the country’s land transport policies. They will also take up more country club memberships, thus providing more employment opportunities for peasa… you know who I mean. If Ministers get paid more, every Singaporean benefits.”
In other news, many Singaporeans agree with PM LeeÂ’s characterization of the government as 'high quality but cheap' despite Singaporean Ministers having the highest salaries of any government in the world.
Said Bukit Buttocks resident, Kiam Siap Kui, “Look at how much money they give us back in exchange for supporting their million dollar lifestyles. Of course they’re cheap, lah!”
In completely unrelated news, TalkingCock.com believes that the current crop of sceptical analyses in the States Times about the changes proposed by the newly Democratic US Congress has absolutely nothing to do with President Bush's impending visit to Singapore this week. Really. Uh-huh. Swear. Guarantee plus chop plus two year warranty.
i love the peas... part -
http://glamourgirlsforhire.blogspot.com/Originally posted by kopiosatu:going into editorial shoot makeovers actually
photographers go into lifestyle shoots now
i go into look cool shoots.
but still i'd like a model to play around with to toy with different ideas (sounds kinky i know)
anyone has a friend who's photogenic? -
Originally posted by kopiosatu:
Well, that piece of satire has certainly come true!
[b]Ministers to Get Pay Rise to Help Lower Income Groups
Besides raising GST, SingaporeÂ’s Ministers intend to raise their own pay in order to help lower income Singaporeans.
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i'm looking for free one leh...Originally posted by choco B:
cuz i'm a peas... u know la.
u want to model for us?????
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you know what's scary?
that was the basis of Ronald Reagan's "Reaganomics".. the "trickle down effect"
it is widely discredited by everyone with half a braincell but is still one of the premises of the GOP..Originally posted by kopiosatu:
Ministers to Get Pay Rise to Help Lower Income Groups
Besides raising GST, SingaporeÂ’s Ministers intend to raise their own pay in order to help lower income Singaporeans.
“The country needs more money for social measures like education, housing and health care for peasa… I mean, lower income workers,” said Ministry of Elitism spokesman Louie Chin Ooh Lui. “So if Ministers get more pay, then we will be able to spend more money in the economy, and that will trickle down to help the peasa… sorry, sorry, lower income workers.”
Mr. Chin said that the Ministerial pay rise would contribute to all sectors of the economy. “For example, it will definitely benefit the airline industry as Ministers will now have more money to afford an overseas education for their kids, and their families will definitely travel more to visit them. They will also buy more luxury cars, which will benefit the automotive sector, and also the chauffeur industry. By traveling more in cars, they will also contribute more ERP charges, thus benefiting the country’s land transport policies. They will also take up more country club memberships, thus providing more employment opportunities for peasa… you know who I mean. If Ministers get paid more, every Singaporean benefits.”
In other news, many Singaporeans agree with PM LeeÂ’s characterization of the government as 'high quality but cheap' despite Singaporean Ministers having the highest salaries of any government in the world.
Said Bukit Buttocks resident, Kiam Siap Kui, “Look at how much money they give us back in exchange for supporting their million dollar lifestyles. Of course they’re cheap, lah!”
In completely unrelated news, TalkingCock.com believes that the current crop of sceptical analyses in the States Times about the changes proposed by the newly Democratic US Congress has absolutely nothing to do with President Bush's impending visit to Singapore this week. Really. Uh-huh. Swear. Guarantee plus chop plus two year warranty.
i love the peas... part -
arlow everybodeeee!
lunch time soon! i wanna get out of this ulu pandan place for food
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China's ok la just don't do crazy things & avoid anything dodgyOriginally posted by av98m:You're really scared of China eh?
Actually, so am I. That's why it took me so long to decide to go there. -
in another blind-to-everything-except-business move... from CNA:
PM Lee wants to see more flights between Singapore and Saudi Arabia
lau lee's son has forgotten where the terrorists like Osama originate from...
RIYADH: Prime Minister Lee Hsien Loong would like to see more flights operating between Singapore and Saudi Arabia, in particular to Jeddah and Riyadh. -
you know the arabs love coming to singapore ... sure, they can go to KL or jarkarta to play, but the "religious police" will pounce on them everywhere ... when they are in Singapore they love European food, with the best bourdeau by the side ...
used see them at the place where I used to waiter ... -
Are you kidding me? I'd be deterimental to your portfolio !
Maybe one of those girls with less working experience wouldn't mind modelling for some free photosOriginally posted by kopiosatu:i'm looking for free one leh...
cuz i'm a peas... u know la.
u want to model for us????? -
dondon, going to the gluttony session?
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not with some propsOriginally posted by choco B: Are you kidding me? I'd be deterimental to your portfolio !
Maybe one of those girls with less working experience wouldn't mind modelling for some free photos
milo and...
you could be the new covergirl!
can lah, i prefer people who dunno how to model -
sure?
i saw this dude with an arabic headdress with a burka-clad woman in tow walking in Chinatown of KL... with a bottle of Heineken in his hand...Originally posted by Fatum:you know the arabs love coming to singapore ... sure, they can go to KL or jarkarta to play, but the "religious police" will pounce on them everywhere ... when they are in Singapore they love European food, with the best bourdeau by the side ...
used see them at the place where I used to waiter ... -
no la, i just wan to eat somewhere else. factory canteen food is getting on my nerves
okie off to lunch. be back at 1pm -
kopi can do his bit for the "campaign for real beauty"
