interesting questions ... ask yrself
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1. Why do we say "heads up" when we actually duck?
2. Whats a question with no answer called?
3. How do "do not walk on grass" signs get there?
4. When a store has double doors why do they only let
you use one of them?
5. If there was a crumb on the table and you cut it in half, would you have two crumbs or two halves of a crumb?
6. "What was Captian Hook's name before he had a hook for a hand?"
7. Do the actors on Unsolved Mysteries ever get arrested because they look just like the criminal they are playing?
8. Do bald people get dandruff?
9. Why doesn't baking soda freeze?
10. What if you were to ask a genie to grant you more than three wishes for one of you wishes?
11. If you made biscuits with chocolate milk instead of regular milk, would they taste chocolaty?
12. If you rented a movie and were late returning it and then you died would someone you knew or a family member have to pay the late fee?
13. Can a person with no ears wear glasses?
14. Do the actors in the re-enactments on Americas most wanted, ever get arrested (because they were seen on TV portraying the criminal)?
15. Are people who are allergic to nuts allergic to coconuts too?
16. If someone's peeing and halfway through they die, would they keep pissing or stop?
17. How come French fries are not considered vegetables, since they are just deep fried potatoes?
18. Can you still say "Put it where the sun don't shine " on a nude beach?
19. Do Jewish vampires avoid crosses or Stars of David?
20. Why is it that when adults have multiple
personalities it's schizophrenia, but when a child has imaginary friends it's cute?
21. If you swallow a burp does it turn into a fart?
22. Can you put a gay man in a straight jacket?
23. Do they have burglar alarms at Christian bookstores?
24. Why do bullies always ask "whatÂ’s your problem" when they're obviously not going to solve it?
25. Do stairs go up or down?
26. When people say, "IÂ’m so tired it's not even funny" or "my head hurts so much it's not even funny", why
would it even be funny in the first place?
27. Why is there a top line on lined paper if we never use it?
28. Do coffins have lifetime guarantees?
29. Why do the numbers on phones go down while the numbers on calculators go up?
30. If Hooters were to become a door-to-door service
would they have to change their name to Knockers?
31. If the sky is the limit, then what is space, over the limit?
32. Are children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see them?
33.Can you make a candle out of your earwax?
34. When French people swear do they say pardon my English?
35. Aren't the 'good things that come to those who wait' just the leftovers from the people that got there first? -
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new year liow...y so many questions?
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tell me the answers -
I dunno
