Top 10 worst opening lines (for guys)
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#10 - You look like a chiobu I knew last night at geylang supper.
#9 - You remind me of my dead ex-girlfriend.
#8 - If you are a virgin, I'd pick you first.
#7 - You look just like my mama. I love my mama.
#6 - Eeee gross! Somebody farted. Let's get out of here.
#5 - Hey babe, wanna go for a ride?
#4 - So... is it safe to say I'm gonna get lucky tonight?
#3 - Har..? you'll do?
#2 - Wow! Are those real? They look just as big as Ann Poe's.
And the #1 worst opening line of all time:
"Geee, for a 'fleshy' chiobu like you, you sure don't sweat much. -
hmmm.....
my gf also quite fleshy but hardly see her sweat.
but then again she's a very beautiful gal.
god i love her so much......
i guess fleshy gals also very nice.
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got one time a guy approached me the 1st time with open arms & say 'do u wanna dance?'
me was like
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Originally posted by Cristalle:
next time this thing happen again jus ignore him
got one time a guy approached me the 1st time [b]with open arms & say 'do u wanna dance?'
me was like
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but if he persist, give him a tight slap. -
then kick him in his butt? hhmm.... then become butt-kicking charlie's devils.Originally posted by foga:next time this thing happen again jus ignore him
but if he persist, give him a tight slap.
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no gal, no kickOriginally posted by Cristalle:then kick him in his butt? hhmm.... then become butt-kicking charlie's devils.
can always bring your bf along rite? -
u mean me?Originally posted by foga:no gal, no kick
can always bring your bf along rite? -
lucky i never say all this.....
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yea its so nice 2 haf u around everytime
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Originally posted by Cristalle:
yea its so nice 2 haf u around everytime
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then wats yr 1st approach script when u wanna sian any ger?Originally posted by dark_slayer79:lucky i never say all this..... -
who else?Originally posted by dark_slayer79:u mean me?
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hiOriginally posted by Cristalle:then wats yr 1st approach script when u wanna sian any ger? -
1st of all ... not every guys are like that.
secondly in regards to that pick up line you refer to are usually said by those guys who use their di*k to think. Which explains the lame pick up lines. -
clap clap clapOriginally posted by Flight Cadet Officer:1st of all ... not every guys are like that.
secondly in regards to that pick up line you refer to are usually said by those guys who use their di*k to think. Which explains the lame pick up lines. -
Originally posted by Flight Cadet Officer:1st of all ... not every guys are like that.
secondly in regards to that pick up line you refer to are usually said by those guys who use their di*k to think. Which explains the lame pick up lines.
hey how r u? hows the flight situation now? me at airport everyday see lesser n lesser ppl. 
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When you're are going to walk past someone you want to "pick up", purposely align yourself so that you collide. If she says "sorry," Say: "Its ok, you would have stopped in me in my tracks anyway."
If she laughs say ,"You know it's good that you laughed; it shows that your have more going for you than just your looks." Then indulge into conversation. -
waiting to go to hell this 7th april lor ........ me NSF what ... kena OCS. 9 months later hopefully get Commissioned as Officer ....Originally posted by Cristalle: hey how r u? hows the flight situation now? me at airport everyday see lesser n lesser ppl.
My batch lucky. The scholars are joining either tango or Delta Wing. So the President will be there to Commission us. -
· Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams. OR: I want to call your mother and thank her.
· Is your daddy a thief? ["No."] Then how did he steal the sparkle of the stars and put it in your eyes? [Watch for those yes answers]
· If I had a rose for everytime I thought of you, I'd be walking in my garden forever.
· I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you.
· You look so good, when I saw you I almost had a hard attack. -
brudder brudderOriginally posted by dark_slayer79:· Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams. OR: I want to call your mother and thank her.
· Is your daddy a thief? ["No."] Then how did he steal the sparkle of the stars and put it in your eyes? [Watch for those yes answers]
· If I had a rose for everytime I thought of you, I'd be walking in my garden forever.
· I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you.
· You look so good, when I saw you I almost had a hard attack.
quite lame lei.
many many people would say that kind of things? -
these r from the website one lah........Originally posted by foga:brudder brudder
quite lame lei.
many many people would say that kind of things?
==> i try my very best to find liao -
how abt this one?Originally posted by dark_slayer79:When you're are going to walk past someone you want to "pick up", purposely align yourself so that you collide. If she says "sorry," Say: "Its ok, you would have stopped in me in my tracks anyway."
If she laughs say ,"You know it's good that you laughed; it shows that your have more going for you than just your looks." Then indulge into conversation. -
ok ok brudder.Originally posted by dark_slayer79:these r from the website one lah........
==> i try my very best to find liao
sorry.
thanks for the efforts brudder. -
Go and do a "Notting Hill" lah ....... the one with the orange juice scene
But in Singapore you'll kena whack upside down -
wats a "Notting Hill" ??Originally posted by Flight Cadet Officer:Go and do a "Notting Hill" lah ....... the one with the orange juice scene
But in Singapore you'll kena whack upside down