How To Read Her Signals
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Ok guys, my personal take is -
Signal 4, 6 and 7 is a confirmed signal anywhere! Coffee House, Starbucks, Coffee Bean, Gym, on the street, Bus Stop or in the train....etc.
But just incase you've interpreted those signals wrongly, get a galfriend to confirm with you.
But if have the chance. Don't lose it! You never know maybe the person you'll be marrying is her....well....perform well.
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Signal 1: The Open Circle
Take a look around the bar on any Saturday night and what do you see? Groups of women circling tables and sharing cocktails, right? Now, if you look a little closer you'll notice that most of these groups of women are arranged in either open or closed circles. The open circle is more of a horseshoe shape than a circle, and is a very good sign. When we leave one open position at the table, we're literally beckoning you over. So what are you waiting for? Grab an extra dirty martini and your best smile, and come charm the hell out of us.
What you do not, I repeat do not, want to do is approach a closed circle. You know the type. We're hunched in toward the center of the table and speaking with each other animatedly. When you catch a glimpse of this situation, the best thing you can do is steer clear for the night.
Signal 2: The Wandering Eye
As women, we have an innate ability to multitask at all times and this talent is heightened when we are in a bar. As we chat up our friends about our new lipstick shade or eyebrow wax, we are really keeping a careful watch on the door. Why? Because we know something (or someone) who comes in will most certainly be more interesting than our current conversation. When you catch a woman constantly keeping her eye on the front door, walk up, introduce yourself and take her out of her multitasking misery.
Signal 3: The Catwalk
I'm going to let you guys in on a little secret here. We do not head to the bathroom every five minutes just for the sake of peeing. If we're wearing a hole in the carpet from walking the same path in front of you every few minutes, pay attention! That's usually a good indicator that we're waiting for you to ask us over for a drink.
Side note here: There is one other reason we may be passing you several times on our way to the bathroom. If we look green, unbalanced or have a friend holding us up, stay away. Stay far, far away.
On to the stare, the hairdo flirt and other signs that she wants you to come on over...
Signal 4: The Stare
The most obvious of all signals is when we continually catch your eye. Most women are not afraid to make serious eye contact when they finally set their sights on the man they want. Are we glancing in your direction? Smiling? Looking away coyly? If any of these signals are happening, grab your bat, you've just been called to "The Show."
I should mention that you first want to check and make sure that the guy standing beside you isn't smiling back. Many males have crawled back to their seats in shame after mistaking "eyes" meant for the man behind them.
Signal 5: The Hairdo Flirt
Call it a God-given talent instilled since birth, but every woman I know has a beautiful head of hair and knows just how to use it. Whether we're twirling strands between our fingers, throwing it back behind our shoulder or simply smoothing it down with an elegant pat, the message is clear. We want you to be the one twirling, throwing and patting our locks, preferably in the most intimate of ways.
Signal 6: The Group Stare
Women are talkers. We love juicy gossip. Most of us can't hold a secret to save our lives and if something is going on in our heads, we are likely to blurt it out to our girlfriends at a moment's notice. Most likely if you have caught the attention of one woman, she will tell her friends to look your way. Her friends will inevitably turn to stare at precisely the same moment she asks them not to stare all at once, because it "would be too obvious."
If you notice a whole group of her girlfriends setting their sights on you, you have just been singled out as the night's next dish. Eat up, my friend.
Signal 7: The Outbursts
Yes, we're jovial. Yes, we're hilarious. And yes, we even crack ourselves up. But there is nothing like a little testosterone to kick our hilarity up to a whole new level. The fact of the matter is, when a good-looking guy is present, our bodies just naturally boost our energy levels up a notch. An otherwise small laugh suddenly becomes a belly laugh that makes us throw our heads back and jingle our earrings. Our very sexy earrings, I might add.
As a group we become louder, saucier. We're smiling more, increasing our joke telling and yes, perhaps even getting a little loopy in the process. Reason being, we don't just want to look pretty. We want to look fun. Correction, we want to be fun.
So next time you notice the women beside you acting out more than usual, chances are good you have stoked their interest and the night's antics are just getting started. Sit back, enjoy yourself and when the moment's right, break in with a joke of your own.
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hehe i dunno how good advice this is to most of us not as yan dao as u MC2....
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M© Strangle jOhO!!!Originally posted by jOhO:hehe i dunno how good advice this is to most of us not as yan dao as u MC2....
Don't say that lahhhh......
We must help Mankind!!! -
ya try it if u're butt ugly like the rest of us and see how u kena humiliated!! ahhahahaOriginally posted by M©+square:M© Strangle jOhO!!!
Don't say that lahhhh......
We must help Mankind!!!
okok not entirely true, but this is how i see it, especially when it's a pub/club setting...
u can SCREW all conversation. yelling into each others' ears is hardly charming. so if they can't HEAR... wat do they do? they SEE. so how do not so good-looking men pick up? BODY LANGUAGE can be seen!
wat body language do u need? i dunno man, u're the mod, go do the research!
i believe charm can exude from within.
personally, i don't chat up in public places, defn not pubs. i mean it's not a RULE that i follow, if an opportunity arises and i have the time and can be bothered, yeah sure, let's have a nice conversation and get to know one another. which is the way to go for me. i need to converse with that person. it's my mind that is attractive and i use my mouth to show that thru verbal communication. so i stick to wat i'm good at, no pubs for me!
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Ok i need to fill some space and air some thoughts of mine.
Hey you guys know that chalet thing i went to? Well i met someone there. Someone ELSE than whom i liked lol, irony? Or Twist of fate? who knows.
Anywayz, the normal routine was fun, until on the final night, we were huddled up in the room (like almost all of us), chit chatting, watching vcd on laptops, smsing, some trying to get some sleep. So this cute girl starts making fun of me and this other guy, she was like saying how both of us make a good couple, and we were like "yeah yeah right." She kept snatching away my blanket and playing tug of war with me. And pushing me off my bunk, putting my blanket over my head and calling me white kkk member for fun lol. Then she was hitting me with her pillow, REALLY hard man! This was totally unprovoked ofcourse heh. So i was puzzled, so i called her a "MAD GIRL", she took offence i think, then she pulled me off my bunk and dragged me across the room, causing a blue black bruise on my left foot lol.
Then all this excitement died down with chit chat. She kept saying how she knows a girl who would make a good couple with me, and she can intro her etc etc. And i was like uninterested because it sounds kinda ludicrous, then she showed me a photo of her friends, trying to point to me who this "girl" (friend of hers) was. So i squinted at the neoprint thingy,, but couldn't really tell, since most of them looked alike, it looked kinda like her actually. I just nodded uneventfully. THen she pressed me to give her my hp, she was very persuasive, hitting me and all, so i gave it to her, where she said she would add this girl's number in. So i was like "whatever". Then she exited and went downstairs for a while.
So then i said to the others "wth was all that about?" Then Marc, the other guy, who is also her friend was like "that person she pointed to in the pic was her lol", and he continued, "the hp number she keyed into your phone was hers." I was like.."WHY?" Then later on she and others returned and things went on asnormal, it was late and we all turned in.
Next morning. She and others left early and all. And only a few of us remained to clear up and all. Anywayz, she and her bro's friends had brought their computers, turning the Chalet into a LAN party. When i discovered that the bro's or her router was left behind, i was like strange, "they brought all the heavy equipment, took it home and they leave this? nvm" Then she calls me later on asking if i can meet up with her to return the thing, i agreed.
So after we broke camp. Went home to unload stuff, then went to meet her at orchard. Passed her the thing, she was delighted to have it back coz it was a router and a moden, so she could surf internet. Anywayz, then she asked me to accompany her to window shop, so i do. In the midst of all that, she was like asking me to divulge my past relationship history and stuff, likewise i spoke to her about stuff too, chit chatted. Early evening said goodbye. She pressed me to get friendster and she was like da 1st to add me with testimonial and stuff. That;s all i remember.
What do u guys or girls (ESPECIALLY) make of all this? -
she was trying to get your attention by doing all those things. if you had caught hold of her hand or something, you could've instantly sent her to heavenOriginally posted by men_@_arms:Anywayz, the normal routine was fun, until on the final night, we were huddled up in the room (like almost all of us), chit chatting, watching vcd on laptops, smsing, some trying to get some sleep. So this cute girl starts making fun of me and this other guy, she was like saying how both of us make a good couple, and we were like "yeah yeah right." She kept snatching away my blanket and playing tug of war with me. And pushing me off my bunk, putting my blanket over my head and calling me white kkk member for fun lol. Then she was hitting me with her pillow, REALLY hard man! This was totally unprovoked ofcourse heh. So i was puzzled, so i called her a "MAD GIRL", she took offence i think, then she pulled me off my bunk and dragged me across the room, causing a blue black bruise on my left foot lol.
So after we broke camp. Went home to unload stuff, then went to meet her at orchard. Passed her the thing, she was delighted to have it back coz it was a router and a moden, so she could surf internet. Anywayz, then she asked me to accompany her to window shop, so i do. In the midst of all that, she was like asking me to divulge my past relationship history and stuff, likewise i spoke to her about stuff too, chit chatted. Early evening said goodbye. She pressed me to get friendster and she was like da 1st to add me with testimonial and stuff.
and talk to past relationships? another huge hint that she's fond of you -
Hur hur hurOriginally posted by eutjin:she was trying to get your attention by doing all those things. if you had caught hold of her hand or something, you could've instantly sent her to heaven
and talk to past relationships? another huge hint that she's fond of you
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Two days have passed. So what's the latest outcome?Originally posted by men_@_arms:Ok i need to fill some space and air some thoughts of mine.
Hey you guys know that chalet thing i went to? Well i met someone there. Someone ELSE than whom i liked lol, irony? Or Twist of fate? who knows.
Anywayz, the normal routine was fun, until on the final night, we were huddled up in the room (like almost all of us), chit chatting, watching vcd on laptops, smsing, some trying to get some sleep. So this cute girl starts making fun of me and this other guy, she was like saying how both of us make a good couple, and we were like "yeah yeah right." She kept snatching away my blanket and playing tug of war with me. And pushing me off my bunk, putting my blanket over my head and calling me white kkk member for fun lol. Then she was hitting me with her pillow, REALLY hard man! This was totally unprovoked ofcourse heh. So i was puzzled, so i called her a "MAD GIRL", she took offence i think, then she pulled me off my bunk and dragged me across the room, causing a blue black bruise on my left foot lol.
Then all this excitement died down with chit chat. She kept saying how she knows a girl who would make a good couple with me, and she can intro her etc etc. And i was like uninterested because it sounds kinda ludicrous, then she showed me a photo of her friends, trying to point to me who this "girl" (friend of hers) was. So i squinted at the neoprint thingy,, but couldn't really tell, since most of them looked alike, it looked kinda like her actually. I just nodded uneventfully. THen she pressed me to give her my hp, she was very persuasive, hitting me and all, so i gave it to her, where she said she would add this girl's number in. So i was like "whatever". Then she exited and went downstairs for a while.
So then i said to the others "wth was all that about?" Then Marc, the other guy, who is also her friend was like "that person she pointed to in the pic was her lol", and he continued, "the hp number she keyed into your phone was hers." I was like.."WHY?" Then later on she and others returned and things went on asnormal, it was late and we all turned in.
Next morning. She and others left early and all. And only a few of us remained to clear up and all. Anywayz, she and her bro's friends had brought their computers, turning the Chalet into a LAN party. When i discovered that the bro's or her router was left behind, i was like strange, "they brought all the heavy equipment, took it home and they leave this? nvm" Then she calls me later on asking if i can meet up with her to return the thing, i agreed.
So after we broke camp. Went home to unload stuff, then went to meet her at orchard. Passed her the thing, she was delighted to have it back coz it was a router and a moden, so she could surf internet. Anywayz, then she asked me to accompany her to window shop, so i do. In the midst of all that, she was like asking me to divulge my past relationship history and stuff, likewise i spoke to her about stuff too, chit chatted. Early evening said goodbye. She pressed me to get friendster and she was like da 1st to add me with testimonial and stuff. That;s all i remember.
What do u guys or girls (ESPECIALLY) make of all this?
She move were obvious.
But how about yours? -
all i can say is...Originally posted by men_@_arms:Ok i need to fill some space and air some thoughts of mine.
Hey you guys know that chalet thing i went to? Well i met someone there. Someone ELSE than whom i liked lol, irony? Or Twist of fate? who knows.
Anywayz, the normal routine was fun, until on the final night, we were huddled up in the room (like almost all of us), chit chatting, watching vcd on laptops, smsing, some trying to get some sleep. So this cute girl starts making fun of me and this other guy, she was like saying how both of us make a good couple, and we were like "yeah yeah right." She kept snatching away my blanket and playing tug of war with me. And pushing me off my bunk, putting my blanket over my head and calling me white kkk member for fun lol. Then she was hitting me with her pillow, REALLY hard man! This was totally unprovoked ofcourse heh. So i was puzzled, so i called her a "MAD GIRL", she took offence i think, then she pulled me off my bunk and dragged me across the room, causing a blue black bruise on my left foot lol.
Then all this excitement died down with chit chat. She kept saying how she knows a girl who would make a good couple with me, and she can intro her etc etc. And i was like uninterested because it sounds kinda ludicrous, then she showed me a photo of her friends, trying to point to me who this "girl" (friend of hers) was. So i squinted at the neoprint thingy,, but couldn't really tell, since most of them looked alike, it looked kinda like her actually. I just nodded uneventfully. THen she pressed me to give her my hp, she was very persuasive, hitting me and all, so i gave it to her, where she said she would add this girl's number in. So i was like "whatever". Then she exited and went downstairs for a while.
So then i said to the others "wth was all that about?" Then Marc, the other guy, who is also her friend was like "that person she pointed to in the pic was her lol", and he continued, "the hp number she keyed into your phone was hers." I was like.."WHY?" Then later on she and others returned and things went on asnormal, it was late and we all turned in.
Next morning. She and others left early and all. And only a few of us remained to clear up and all. Anywayz, she and her bro's friends had brought their computers, turning the Chalet into a LAN party. When i discovered that the bro's or her router was left behind, i was like strange, "they brought all the heavy equipment, took it home and they leave this? nvm" Then she calls me later on asking if i can meet up with her to return the thing, i agreed.
So after we broke camp. Went home to unload stuff, then went to meet her at orchard. Passed her the thing, she was delighted to have it back coz it was a router and a moden, so she could surf internet. Anywayz, then she asked me to accompany her to window shop, so i do. In the midst of all that, she was like asking me to divulge my past relationship history and stuff, likewise i spoke to her about stuff too, chit chatted. Early evening said goodbye. She pressed me to get friendster and she was like da 1st to add me with testimonial and stuff. That;s all i remember.
What do u guys or girls (ESPECIALLY) make of all this?
you lucky bugger