Ten ways to flirt with women
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Ten ways to flirt with women
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TEN
Perfect your delivery
In order to become the kind of guy who can crack women up with your teasing and sarcastic remarks, you have to perfect your delivery. I'm talking about honing elements like eye contact, tone of voice and timing. They're all important.
Go get some classic comedies on DVD and pay attention to how the actors deliver the lines that make you laugh. Watch them over and over again, and then practice your delivery skills with the women in your life. If women are cracking up and playfully punching you, you're doing it right. If they're not laughing at all, you have some improvements to make, or you need to choose women who are more fun and more secure in themselves to spend your time with. -
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Joke about a point system
Whenever a woman does something you can bust her on, tell her, "You just lost a point," as if you're keeping track of the points she's making or losing with you. The idea here is to suggest that if she loses enough points, you may not want to see her again. So if she's a bit late for a date, tell her she just lost a point. If she likes country and you like classic rock, she just lost a point. If she likes broccoli and you hate it, she just lost a point. Get it? -
Hmmm response so poor? Then i discontinue the topic le, since it doesn't interest anyone
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im reading
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Since it's for infomation sake, might as well finish it?
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Haha no ma, tryin the column idea see if any market to pick up first DA since vday strangely quiet so thought i'd do stir something up. Didnt expect so ghost-towny tho...
Thx ratty for your support.
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Jokingly express your doubts
This is a variation on the "you just lost a point" theme. Whenever she does something that suggests she could be a loser, a nerd or otherwise unworthy of your attention, tell her, "I don't think this is going to work out." Let's say you're about to meet up with a woman you originally encountered online. You two have never met in person before. You call her on her cell, asking where she is. While you're on the phone with her you see her walking up, but she doesn't see you yet. You can tease her with "Oh, are you the one walking by the Ferris wheel with the black jacket? Yeah... uh... I don't think this is going to work out. I think I left the oven on back at home or something." Of course this works best with really attractive women, as they are sure to get the joke. -
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Use sarcasm
When a woman says something totally obvious, you can reply with "Really? Wow. That must be the most fascinating thing I've heard all week." Say this with a sly smile, eye contact and a sarcastic tone of voice, and she'll get the fact that you're saying it "tongue in cheek."
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K let's see how the response is now, then another installation. Might be starting another thread "Flirting sexually" just so you guys at DA have more referencing material -
Interesting... u skipped eight... and I use 6 and 10 all the time, not 7 or 9 though
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Holy crap, i can't count. I just realized it! Edited the numbering lol
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Well, there's really a short of decent enthu replies lol...
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#6 on the chart
Disqualify her by age
Let's say you ask a woman how old she is, and she says she's 23. Act disappointed. When she asks you what's wrong, tell her you don't date anyone over 17. Or if she's 35, tell her you don't date anyone under 47. The idea here is to convey the notion that if she's young, she's not young enough, and if she's older, she's not old enough. What makes this interesting and different is that it's the opposite of what most women would expect you to say. -
MAMBO NO.5
Guess her weight
Tell her you can guess her weight. Then do something silly that's completely not related to her weight, like take one of her fingers and examine it really closely. Then get an overly serious look on your face and say, "You must weigh about... (pause for dramatic effect)... 345." Caution: Use this only with women who are very fit. You don't want to hurt any feelings.
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Right folks, that's all for tonight then The next 4 are gonna be singular posts to build the suspense Now, *plz pls PLEASE* share some insights on what you think, else it's pretty pointless for me to keep posting
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no worries....your topic title doesn't appeal.
Forumers here are goodie goodie two shoes.
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Lol, i'm not really one for overselling in the first place. I found these material by looking thru boring-looking articles, not following 125 neon light-signs to them Many good stuff come in the most mundane-looking packaging, and for one i wanna be known for providing quality stuff, not a loudmouth advertiser hehehe
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As we build to the finale, singular posts...
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The FOUR Fantastic
Be playfully mean
Say something that could be mean, but in a playful way. For example, if she says she doesn't like Tic Tacs because they don't work, you tell her, "Of course they don't work for you. I mean, I don't know exactly how to say this, but, you know you have a big, huge problem with bad breath, right? I mean, you know that, right?". Deliver with just a hint of a smile, and she'll get the joke. -
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The musketeers THREE
Slap her hand
Next time she says anything that could be interpreted as "bad" or even "naughty," ask her to give you her hand, take it, slowly turn it upside down, and gently slap the back of it. If you haven't made physical contact already, this is a playful and easy way to start. -
My personal fav after the scoreboard system...
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DUE
Give stupid answers to stupid questions
If a woman asks you a lame question such as, "Do you date a lot?", reply with something c0cky like, "Who me? No, never. I usually stay at home, locked in my room playing Nintendo, can't you tell?". -
lol.. copy from askmen.com
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Hmmm I think if a guy acted like the above, I would think he is some smart-mouth instead of someone witty
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donchoo: it's on askmen.com too? Didnt realize that lol! I took it from another site but thanks. Got extra material to see from now
elindra: I dont think so. Nobody's asking to rip the whole thing off as an unedited template. Think of it more of referrencing material that you can sprout new adaptations and to consider new viewpoints from. If one needs to copy this thing wholesale it speaks a lot about his spontaniety as a guy companion really. Anyway, posting it here is simply to help guys kickstart when they're really pulling their hair out and hav no inkling of how to communicate with females from a radical, humourous approach. Being able to take it easy with girls and not being intimidated into being too serious or nervous certainly earns brownie points with girls. I'm not advocating the above as a bread-and-butter routine for guys, but merely to consider a different angle-of-approach. These are ideas from Western societies, and while they do not fit into local context snugly they do however offer a refreshing tackle on girls Worth a second read if you ask me, else i won't b recommending it here.
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To wrap things up...
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There can be only ONE
Bust her on her jokes
If she tries to be funny in any way (by telling a joke, for example), let her finish, then just stare at her blankly and ask, "I'm sorry, was that supposed to be funny?" The longer you keep a straight face on this one, the more you'll hit her funny bone.
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Nothing special on this one, but for completeness' sake I posted this. Thought it's pretty obvious though Anyway lookout for the next issue I'd be posting, prolly on what girls say and mean.
PS donchoo: I checked askmen.com. Meh, the site's not bad but the author only posted snippets of his work there. If you're not for a cheapskate read I think you'd get your money's worth with his e-book bro -
you must be reading David DeAngelo right?? lolz...
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Lol yep it's a pretty interesting book really. But not always applicable to local context. Trying to spur a knowledge movement here
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Hur Deangelo......stayed away....Originally posted by Impulze:Lol yep it's a pretty interesting book really. But not always applicable to local context. Trying to spur a knowledge movement here -
Haha how come? other than the email idea, which is pretty lame, i thought it's pretty okay wat the bk?