Sians Tabloids Weekly (shsdh) Virgin Man Edition
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Sians Tabloids Weekly(sometimes have sometimes dont have) Is Your Man Virgin? Edition
Have you ever wondered if your man is a virgin? Or that cute looking hunk walking towards you has ever done the deed before? How about that hairy chested ape staying opposite you whom you peep with your SAF issued Night Vision 100x Zoom Binoculars? STW will teach you how to spot a virgin man!
Steps to Spotting A Virgin Man
Step 1
Look at him confidently in the eyes.
Step 2 If he looks away nervously, get his attention back onto you.
Step 3 Once you have his attention again, regain direct eye contact and give a seductive smile.
Step 4 Simultaneously, draw his attention to your body, preferably the area which you are confident of. Note that humans are mammals, we have an inate obessesion with breasts, bums and anywhere leading to those 2 areas.
Step 5 If he starts making a move on you, he could be a buaya, a ti ko pek or a sex-starved male. If he starts cold-sweating, or looks away nervously and trying his very best to hide his southern pole, there could be a high chance that you have found your submissive virgin male ready for consumption.
Now that you know how to spot a virgin male, go try it out on our male Owls before going on an all out rampage, I'm pretty sure we have plenty of virgins here! -
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