Sians Tabloids Weekly(shsdh) Special
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Sians Tabloids Weekly(sometimes have sometimes dont have) Special Edition
Dedicated to ChrisYX
Ever looked into the Outing Owls (The Sians) forum?
Ever felt like joining their many variety of outings?
Aiming a chio bu/yandao/hairy chest from this forum?
Look no further, for STW will teach you in these easy steps as to join in and blend into any Outing Owls (The Sians) organised outings!
Steps to Join and Blend into Owl(our) Outings
[b]Step 1 - Check into our forums frequently.
Step 2 - Interact with the siansters/owls via forum threads.
Step 3 - Make yourself known POSITIVELY.
Step 4 - After you make yourself known, look out for the next upcoming outings to take part in.
Step 5 - Put your name into the outing name list (if present).
Step 6 - Make sure YOU GO.
At the outing
Step 1 - Bring a friend if you are introverted, preferably a pretty girl, a handsome guy or a hairy chest guy who is good looking. If you are extroverted, you can also bring along plenty of pretty girls, handsome guys and a couple of hairy chests apes along. If you wish to go alone, you are always welcome.
Step 2 - Do not be afraid to introduce yourself first.
Step 3 - Do not hesitate to introduce the pretty girl(s), handsome guy(s) or those hairy chest ape(s).
Step 4 - Smoke.
Step 5 - Include yourself into the group's conversations, so that you will have an idea how the group is like, what might be happening next. Ie. Listen and react.
Step 6 - Dont be afraid to make jokes, it can be really cold or something nobody understand, at least in da future people can refer to you as, "Oh! That one ah... the jokes cannot understand one izzit?!"
Step 7 - Smoke.
Step 8 - Always include yourself in the group's activities (especially non-smoking guys).
Step 9 - Walk with the group, not in front or behind.
Step 10 - Show that you enjoy their company and make sure you mean it.
Step 11 - Always stay for supper and "aftermath" programs. If not they call OWLS for what?!
Step 12 - Let everyone know subtly when you are free to join them for their outings again, or you can always choose the, "EH! When is the next outing ah?! I very free leh!"
Now that you know what to do, go ahead! Join the outings, have no fear, 'cos you can always print this editon of STW and bring along with you for outings. -
wah steady lah, si bey informative leh~~
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(sometimes dont have sometimes dont have)
do u mean
"somethine have sometimes don't have"? -
si meh si mehOriginally posted by Estee:wah steady lah, si bey informative leh~~
u like suaning me leh
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u MIAster leh u...............Originally posted by Stefanism:si meh si meh
u like suaning me leh -
Dear reader,Originally posted by FireIce:(sometimes dont have sometimes dont have)
do u mean
"somethine have sometimes don't have"?
thank you for you kind information. The mentioned error has been corrected. As much as "we" like to, we have no funds to provide for free gifts.
Editor of STW -
where got MIA?Originally posted by Estee:u MIAster leh u...............
no lah...
i juz alternate between camp n home only -
hahaahah.................... ok lah ok lah............ kan zai ni shi Dang Bing De...........Originally posted by Stefanism:where got MIA?
no lah...
i juz alternate between camp n home only -
i like ur step 4 and step 7!!!
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wah lao.... k lah k lah when's da nex outing?Originally posted by Estee:hahaahah.................... ok lah ok lah............ kan zai ni shi Dang Bing De...........
before 6th of April....
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i do dat everyday.... i think i need to *cough* see *cough cough* see doctor *cough*Originally posted by weeeeeee.....:i like ur step 4 and step 7!!! -
step 3 is tailored for me!?
Step 3 - Do not hesitate to introduce the pretty girl(s), handsome guy(s) or those hairy chest ape(s).
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Originally posted by Stefanism:
Thanks for the dedication
[b]Sians Tabloids Weekly(sometimes have sometimes dont have) Special Edition
Dedicated to ChrisYX
and the informative bit of advice.
But er...., can I skip step 4 & 7? Me not smoke lah, no objection to friends who smoke though. 
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very informative indeed.
adequate emphasis are put on bringing in more pretty girls. -
no prob. smokers are not discriminated.Originally posted by ChrisYX:Thanks for the dedication and the informative bit of advice.
But er...., can I skip step 4 & 7? Me not smoke lah, no objection to friends who smoke though. -
no problem!Originally posted by ChrisYX:Thanks for the dedication and the informative bit of advice.
But er...., can I skip step 4 & 7? Me not smoke lah, no objection to friends who smoke though.
there's plenty of second hand smoke to go around....
pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeenty...... -
ji eng yi xia hor stefOriginally posted by Stefanism:no problem!
there's plenty of second hand smoke to go around....
pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeenty......
such a bad influence. -
weeee u weeeeeeeeeeeee
so efficient sia.............. -
*cLaPz*
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*cLaPz*
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ladies are welcome to join the PTT gang after joining forum outings
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senior citizens are welcomed at LRJJLBOriginally posted by kopiosatu:ladies are welcome to join the PTT gang after joining forum outings
criteria: mus enjoy wine and/or cigars -
wah
dun rem following those steps leh
just kena conned by callan to go down to sentosa
then got dragged into the volleyball game...
missed the old times siah....we had enuff ppl to form TWO teams to play volleyball every sat
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wah lao QAD not as eng as u movie marathon....Originally posted by fish&chipz:ji eng yi xia hor stef
such a bad influence.
where got bad influence...
sad liao lah u liddat say me...
saaaaad ah 
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i got time dedicate another STW SpecEd to u....Originally posted by elawee:wah
dun rem following those steps leh
just kena conned by callan to go down to sentosa
then got dragged into the volleyball game...
missed the old times siah....we had enuff ppl to form TWO teams to play volleyball every sat
title: Nostalgia Sians from the BCs to the ADs....
but most probably no time...
got time go outings liao loh... still write this!