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  • Shiqi's Avatar
    98 posts since Sep '08
    • Well is this going to be a hot topic!

      No more traffic jams at the customs!

      No more expensive petrol!

      No more water problems!

      No more natural resouces issues, we will have oil!

      No more fighting over those small rocky islands

       

      Well we do need scholars to integrate the 2 countries

      -probably the currency will be tricky

      -Barison National and PAP integrating...WOW...cool! It would be great if Mahathir would comment on this

       

      Now how shall we call this singsia or malaypore?

       

  • Shotgun's Avatar
    6,410 posts since Jul '00
  • is.. Cockpuncher !
    BadzMaro's Avatar
    24,102 posts since Apr '04
  • Shiqi's Avatar
    98 posts since Sep '08
  • HyperionDCZ's Avatar
    424 posts since Jan '05
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    7 posts since Sep '08
  • is.. Cockpuncher !
    BadzMaro's Avatar
    24,102 posts since Apr '04
  • HyperionDCZ's Avatar
    424 posts since Jan '05
    • Originally posted by BadzMaro:

      So.. do we still gotta do NS ?

       

       


      Malaysia NS is compulsory...unless in between your documents got a $50 note. Then can mysteriously downgrade and exempt from NS.

       

  • Shiqi's Avatar
    98 posts since Sep '08
    • Well if Singapore and Malaysia become one, we have to eradicate bribes, and we shall start this generation! Wishing thinking u guys may say....but I shall ask Minister Mentor Lee to handle this.

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    15,729 posts since Apr '06
  • Shotgun's Avatar
    6,410 posts since Jul '00
    • Originally posted by HyperionDCZ:


      Malaysia NS is compulsory...unless in between your documents got a $50 note. Then can mysteriously downgrade and exempt from NS.

       

      Rubbish! RM$50 will only buy you 2 days MC.

      RM$200 for downgrade to pes C, and RM$ 500 for E.

      Pes F will depend on how susceptible you are to anal sex and whether if you read french.

  • skythewood's Avatar
    4,380 posts since Jul '07
    • Originally posted by Shotgun:

      Rubbish! RM$50 will only buy you 2 days MC.

      RM$200 for downgrade to pes C, and RM$ 500 for E.

      Pes F will depend on how susceptible you are to anal sex and whether if you read french.


      anal sex? This.... is.....ANWAR!

  • HyperionDCZ's Avatar
    424 posts since Jan '05
    • Originally posted by Shotgun:

      Rubbish! RM$50 will only buy you 2 days MC.

      RM$200 for downgrade to pes C, and RM$ 500 for E.

      Pes F will depend on how susceptible you are to anal sex and whether if you read french.


      woah ! that makes a hard decision leh.

      Either get it in the ass, or die. Cos M'sia NS is slightly more dangerous than war.

  • Shiqi's Avatar
    98 posts since Sep '08
  • Shotgun's Avatar
    6,410 posts since Jul '00
    • Originally posted by HyperionDCZ:


      woah ! that makes a hard decision leh.

      Either get it in the ass, or die. Cos M'sia NS is slightly more dangerous than war.

      Well, you might get it in the ass AND die if you join their NS. 

      Unless you take it very well, you might come in useful to blackmail some opposition leader or something. 

  • Shiqi's Avatar
    98 posts since Sep '08
    • Well at least that guy is brave.....enough. Do you know of any singaporean dare to stand up and say he was solemnized?

  • HyperionDCZ's Avatar
    424 posts since Jan '05
    • Originally posted by Shotgun:

      Well, you might get it in the ass AND die if you join their NS. 

      Unless you take it very well, you might come in useful to blackmail some opposition leader or something. 


      DEATH AND BOOKA !

  • HyperionDCZ's Avatar
    424 posts since Jan '05
    • Originally posted by Shiqi:

      Well at least that guy is brave.....enough. Do you know of any singaporean dare to stand up and say he was solemnized?


      eh dude you mean SODOMIZED right? hahaha

      sodomized and solemnized very very very different leh.

  • skythewood's Avatar
    4,380 posts since Jul '07
  • Shiqi's Avatar
    98 posts since Sep '08
    • thanks...dude...couldn't spell that word.....i couldn't imagine if i were to ask my dad that!

  • Rednano's Avatar
    2,682 posts since May '08
    • Originally posted by skythewood:

      if sg join malaysia, where should the capital be?


      Pedra Branca

  • skythewood's Avatar
    4,380 posts since Jul '07
    • Originally posted by Shiqi:

      thanks...dude...couldn't spell that word.....i couldn't imagine if i were to ask my dad that!


      try online dictionary or google

  • HyperionDCZ's Avatar
    424 posts since Jan '05
    • Originally posted by skythewood:

      if sg join malaysia, where should the capital be?


      pulau batu puteh/pedra branca

       

      thats the only place that we can agree on as common territory. So dont need to fight.

       

      just put LKY and mahathir in the lighthouse there, give them one phone each, then they can rule from the 'capital'

  • Shiqi's Avatar
    98 posts since Sep '08
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