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    littlestream's Avatar
    19,448 posts since Apr '05
    • Dear Charlize:

       

      I have a crappy day yesterday.  I was coming out of the parking lot and while waiting for the lane to clear, a car turned into my isle.  I thought the car had turned and started to move off.  Much to my dismay, I gently "kissed" the rear of the car.  :cry:

       

      The driver of the other car demanded $500 for compensation!!!  I didn't wanna go through the hassle of a lenghty process, I paid him.

       

      I feel lousy.  What can I do?

       

      Sincerely

      LS :(

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    17,354 posts since Nov '06
  • charlize's Avatar
    8,289 posts since Mar '05
    • Originally posted by littlestream:

      Dear Charlize:

       

      I have a crappy day yesterday.  I was coming out of the parking lot and while waiting for the lane to clear, a car turned into my isle.  I thought the car had turned and started to move off.  Much to my dismay, I gently "kissed" the rear of the car.  :cry:

       

      The driver of the other car demanded $500 for compensation!!!  I didn't wanna go through the hassle of a lenghty process, I paid him.

       

      I feel lousy.  What can I do?

       

      Sincerely

      LS :(

      Dear LS,

       

      Always follow the "Charlize Principle".

       

      When all else fails, show some skin.

       

      Need I say more? icon_lol.gif

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    Meia Gisborn's Avatar
    7,560 posts since Feb '05
    • Originally posted by littlestream:

      Dear Charlize:

       

      I have a crappy day yesterday.  I was coming out of the parking lot and while waiting for the lane to clear, a car turned into my isle.  I thought the car had turned and started to move off.  Much to my dismay, I gently "kissed" the rear of the car.  :cry:

       

      The driver of the other car demanded $500 for compensation!!!  I didn't wanna go through the hassle of a lenghty process, I paid him.

       

      I feel lousy.  What can I do?

       

      Sincerely

      LS :(

      Dear LS,

       

      Why so careless, ah?

       

      - not Charlize

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    13,548 posts since Jun '07
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    19,167 posts since Jan '03
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    Meia Gisborn's Avatar
    7,560 posts since Feb '05
    • Originally posted by charlize:

      Dear LS,

       

      Always follow the "Charlize Principle".

       

      When all else fails, show some skin.

       

      Need I say more? icon_lol.gif


      Dear Charlize,

      What if the other person is female too?

      - Pretending to be Charlize

  • charlize's Avatar
    8,289 posts since Mar '05
    • Originally posted by Meia Gisborn:


      Dear Charlize,

      What if the other person is female too?

      - Pretending to be Charlize

      You live in Canada for how long already?

       

      You don't know that there is a high chance the lady could be a lesbian? 

       

      Really. icon_lol.gif

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    19,448 posts since Apr '05
  • charlize's Avatar
    8,289 posts since Mar '05
    • Originally posted by littlestream:

      Dear Charlize:

      It's breakfast time.  What should I have?

       

      Sincerely

      LS

      Dear LS,

       

      You should have what your significant other is having.

       

      Once the both of you are done, you can come downstairs for some bacon and eggs.

       

      Coffee anyone? icon_lol.gif

  • Daisuke-kun's Avatar
    13,548 posts since Jun '07
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    Meia Gisborn's Avatar
    7,560 posts since Feb '05
    • Originally posted by charlize:

      You live in Canada for how long already?

       

      You don't know that there is a high chance the lady could be a lesbian? 

       

      Really. icon_lol.gif

      Dear Charlize,

       

      1. I don't live in Canada.

      2. If there are two hot lesbians showing skin in a parking lot altercation, somebody had better be around with a video camera, dammit!

       

      - Charlize's Doppelganger

  • charlize's Avatar
    8,289 posts since Mar '05
    • Originally posted by Meia Gisborn:

      Dear Charlize,

       

      1. I don't live in Canada.

      2. If there are two hot lesbians showing skin in a parking lot altercation, somebody had better be around with a video camera, dammit!

       

      - Charlize's Doppelganger

      You don't live in Canada?

       

      Why not? icon_lol.gif

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    littlestream's Avatar
    19,448 posts since Apr '05
    • Originally posted by charlize:

      You don't live in Canada?

       

      Why not? icon_lol.gif

      hahaha........'cos he lives in the US of A

  • charlize's Avatar
    8,289 posts since Mar '05
    • Originally posted by littlestream:

      hahaha........'cos he lives in the US of A

      What's so good about Minnesota? icon_lol.gif

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    Meia Gisborn's Avatar
    7,560 posts since Feb '05
    • Originally posted by charlize:

      You don't live in Canada?

       

      Why not? icon_lol.gif


      1. Canadians speak with funny accents.

      2. The cold weather discourages hot lesbians from showing skin to settle parking lot altercations.

       

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    littlestream's Avatar
    19,448 posts since Apr '05
    • Originally posted by charlize:

      What's so good about Minnesota? icon_lol.gif

      hey, how did u guess? :lol:

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    Meia Gisborn's Avatar
    7,560 posts since Feb '05
    • Originally posted by charlize:

      What's so good about Minnesota? icon_lol.gif


      Yeah, that's what I'd like to know....  teeth.png

  • charlize's Avatar
    8,289 posts since Mar '05
    • Originally posted by Meia Gisborn:


      1. Canadians speak with funny accents.

      2. The cold weather discourages hot lesbians from showing skin to settle parking lot altercations.

       

      Hey, why you say streamie speaks with a funny accent?

       

      You'll hurt her feelings, you know? icon_lol.gif

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    313 posts since Jul '04
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    658 posts since Apr '08
  • Keii's Avatar
    6,676 posts since Jan '07
  • charlize's Avatar
    8,289 posts since Mar '05
    • Originally posted by NG QIBO AARON AUBREY:

      Dear Charlise

      I have PMS

       

       

      Aaron

       

      Dear Aaron,

       

      FireIce has the perfect remedy for you.

       

      Go PM her.

       

      Make sure she replies. icon_lol.gif

  • charlize's Avatar
    8,289 posts since Mar '05

    • Originally posted by Keii:

      Dear Charlize,

      What have you done with ditzy and stooky? icon_lol.gif

       

      Sincerely,
      Keii

      Nothing.

       

      Ditzy is ditzy.

       

      Charlize is charlize.

       

      No idea who stooky is though. icon_lol.gif

       

  • NG QIBO AARON AUBREY's Avatar
    658 posts since Apr '08
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