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today i fart and my whole room stink like hell

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Bar happy hour

65 posts since Nov '07
- 24 Nov `07, 4:46AM
  
  .....tried tried tried ...open wondows, spray perfume....and then finally throw away my bedsheets clothes and pillow, i even burn paper money to dead, bang my head on wall still dont wanna work......tell me how?
iaintmad

1,152 posts since Aug '07
- 24 Nov `07, 4:48AM
  
  sark c0rk lor
missqi

15,858 posts since May '06
- 24 Nov `07, 4:48AM
Q.C.Pak

3,494 posts since Jan '05
- 24 Nov `07, 11:13AM
  
  whose clone are you?
angel7030

10,138 posts since Jul '07
- 24 Nov `07, 1:49PM
  
  Originally posted by Bar happy hour:
  
  .....tried tried tried ...open wondows, spray perfume....and then finally throw away my bedsheets clothes and pillow, i even burn paper money to dead, bang my head on wall still dont wanna work......tell me how?
  
  No wonder your room outside written a warning, "All insects and animals keep OUT!" lizards and croaches also run.
gunner77

15,661 posts since Apr '06
- 24 Nov `07, 9:43PM
  
  jump down from ur window
Hardo_Gay

93 posts since Apr '07
- 24 Nov `07, 9:51PM
  
  SO YOUR ROOM STINK ??
  
  INTRODUCING THE NEW HARD-O GAY - SRPAY - A - PERFUME
  
  NEWLY RELEASED PRODUCT
  
  IT WILL BE SURE TO MAKE YOUR ROOM WONDERFOOL
  
  STAY TUNED FOR MORE INFORMATION
swiftydonuts

168 posts since Sep '07
- 24 Nov `07, 11:23PM
  
  haaaarrrdoooogaaayyyyyyy...whhhoooooooo
<Precious>

6,568 posts since Jul '06
- 24 Nov `07, 11:43PM
  
  Why is this in Bar
thehappybunny

6,121 posts since Aug '07
- 24 Nov `07, 11:44PM
  
  fart...then nv say 'paiseh' ah?
  
  no manners
de_middle

16,177 posts since Aug '05
- 25 Nov `07, 5:24AM
Rene1

3 posts since Mar '05
- 10 Dec `07, 5:40AM
  
  So u'll feel comfy with all of them, huh?
  Fart is served Honey...Wake up!
  
  http://www.leenks.com/link92731.htm
D_A_R_K

93 posts since Dec '07
- 10 Dec `07, 1:22PM
  
  Who tell u wan fart in the first place…
ihatepink

112 posts since Nov '07
- 13 Dec `07, 12:52PM
  
  Originally posted by Bar happy hour:
  
  .....tried tried tried ...open wondows, spray perfume....and then finally throw away my bedsheets clothes and pillow, i even burn paper money to dead, bang my head on wall still dont wanna work......tell me how?
  
  u must be joking huh...so serious meh???
kenn3th

17,931 posts since Nov '06
- 13 Dec `07, 12:54PM
knockonmydoor

338 posts since Dec '07
- 13 Dec `07, 12:55PM
  
  thank goodness no one else was in the same room as u. otherwise they’d strangle themselves first so they won’t die of taking in too much air borne toxic
SMRT Buses

3,439 posts since Apr '06
- 13 Dec `07, 1:57PM
  
  plz dun contribute to global warming, tks…
taiga

161 posts since Dec '07
- 13 Dec `07, 2:00PM
  
  does your room have any open flame?
gunner77

15,661 posts since Apr '06
- 13 Dec `07, 2:10PM
Urroh

4,891 posts since May '04
- 13 Dec `07, 2:13PM
  
  Throw yrself away..
sg mata

1,128 posts since May '07
- 14 Dec `07, 11:25PM
  
  put a cork in ur anus lar….
Mrunknown

564 posts since Mar '06
- 15 Dec `07, 7:46PM
  
  Originally posted by SMRT Buses:
  
  plz dun contribute to global warming, tks...
BeRt^.^

3,209 posts since Jul '07
- 15 Dec `07, 7:52PM
  
  our own fart is supposed tp smell good
gunner77

15,661 posts since Apr '06
- 15 Dec `07, 7:54PM
  
  Originally posted by SMRT Buses:
  
  plz dun contribute to global warming, tks...
motoway

5,792 posts since Dec '05
- 16 Dec `07, 3:34AM
  
  try farting till the room is full of ur fart.
  den light a ciggie.
  
  dunoe where i read from. A group of people were drinking beer and farting in a enclosed container room den sumone light a ciggie and the room exploded.
  Dunoe true not though

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  stick in the deep fryer!!
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  it was sooooooooooooooo good
- <Meia Gisborn>
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- <charlize>
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  fuck, i believe eating instant noodles for 3 days in a row for lunch and dinner is not healthy
- <littlestream>
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- <littlestream>
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  somebody was telling me about deep fried mars bars. how is it?
- <udontknowme>
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  MG: but it's mars bars nuggets. not chicken nuggets
- <Meia Gisborn>
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  Char: Is the economy in Singapore so bad that you have to survive on instant noodles for days on end???
- <MooKu>
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  some instant noodles cost $4-5 a pop =X
- <udontknowme>
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  for SOME reason, i keep on thinking abt going vegan. real vegan. >.<
- <udontknowme>
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  whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
- <Fatum>
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  you must be mad
- <Meia Gisborn>
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  Mook: Yeah, I've seen those "premium" brands of instant noodles at the Asian grocery stores here. I don't think they're worth it.
- <Meia Gisborn>
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  Hi, Fatum!
- <udontknowme>
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  bugger. it's snowing
- <charlize>
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  no money, everyday eat bread or instant noodles
- <udontknowme>
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  maybe i need to see a shrink. take a semester off school
- <charlize>
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  times are bad
- <udontknowme>
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  you think bread very cheap arh...??
- <Meia Gisborn>
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  Sun's shining over here.
- <udontknowme>
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  i'll tell you where has the cheapest food. station yourself at hawker centres. swoop down on uneaten foods before the cleaning lady picks them up
- <charlize>
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  generic bread is cheap
- <charlize>
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  i may not have money, but I have my pride
- <udontknowme>
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  or. pretend to be cleaning lady and take bowls/plates that still contain food
- <udontknowme>
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  gay pride v
- <Meia Gisborn>
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  Wow. There's cheap. And then there's udon.
- <charlize>
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  no wonder he needs to see a shrink
- <charlize>
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  in san fran, they always have their annual gay pride day
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