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They Walk Among Us and Many Work Retail
I was at the checkout of a K-Mart. The clerk rang up $46.64 charge. I
gave her a fifty dollar bill. She gave me back $46.64. I gave the
money back to her and told her that she had made a mistake in MY favor.
She became indignant and informed me she was educated and knew what she
was doing, and returned the money again. I gave her the money back .
same scenario! I departed the store with the $46.64.
They Walk Among Us and Many Work Retail
I walked into a Starbucks with a buy-one-get-one-free coupon
for a grande latte. I handed it to the girl and she looked over a t a
little chalkboard that said 'buy one-get one free.' ' They're already
buy-one-get-one-free,' she said, 'so I guess they're both free'
She handed me my free lattes and I walked out the door.
They Walk Among Us!
One day I was walking down the beach with some friends when one
of them shouted, 'Look at that dead bird!' Someone looked up at the
sky and said, 'Where'?
They Walk Among Us!
While looking at a house, my brother asked the real estate
agent which direction was north because, he explained, he didn't
want the sun waking him up every morning. She asked, 'Does the
sun rise in the north?' When my brother explained that the sun
rises in the east, and has for sometime, she shook her head
and said, 'Oh I don't keep up with all that stuff.'
They Walk Among Us!!
I used to work in technical support for a 24/7 call center. One
day I got a call from an individual who asked what hours the call
center was open. I told him, 'The number you dialed is open
24 hours a day, 7 days a ;week.' He responded, 'Is that Eastern
or Pacific time?' Wanting to end the call quickly, I said, 'Uh, Pacific.'
They Walk Among Us!
My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car design ed to cut
through a seat belt if she gets trapped. She keeps it in the trunk.
They Walk Among Us!
My friends and I were on a beer run and noticed that the cases
were discounted 10%. Since it was a big party, we bought 2 cases. The
cashier multiplied 2 times 10% and gave us a 20% discount.
They Walk Among Us!
I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area, so I went
to the lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags
never showed up. She smiled and told me not to worry because
she was a trained professional and I was in good hands. 'Now,'
she asked me, has your plane arrived yet?'
They Walk Among Us!
While working at a pizza parlor I observed a man ordering a small pizza
to go. He appeared to be alone and the cook asked him if he
would like it cut into 4 pieces or 6. He thought about it for some & nbsp;time
before responding. 'Just cut it into 4 pieces; I don't think I'm hungry
enough to eat 6 pieces.'
Yep, They Walk Among Us!
They Walk Among Us,
and they Reproduce,
and Worst of all ...........
THEY VOTE
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They Walk Among Us!
Some guy bought a new fridge for his house. To get rid of his old fridge,
he put it in his front yard and hung a sign on it saying: "Free to good home.
You want it, you take it." For three days the fridge sat there without even
one person looking twice at it. He eventually decided that people were
too untrusting of this deal. It looked to good to be true, so he changed
the sign to read: "Fridge for sale $50." The next day someone stole it.
Caution...
They Walk Among Us
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My colleague and I were eating our lunch in our cafeteria, when we overheard
one of the administrative assistants talking about the sunburn she got on her
weekend drive to the shore. She drove down in a convertible, but "didn't think
she'd get sunburned because the car was moving."
They Walk Among Us!
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I was hanging out with a friend when we saw a woman with a nose ring attached to an
earring by a chain. My friend said, "Wouldn't the chain rip out every time she turned
her head?" I explained that a person's nose and ear remain the same distance apart
no matter which way the head is turned...
They Walk Among Us!Edited by skythewood 19 Nov `08, 3:59AM
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lol...true story also.........
I had a colleague in the apst....we called her teh teh........
she's rich man's daughter.......when she first stared out in our coy.......we got her to fax a document to a client......the fax numbers were all preset in the fax machine.....all she had to do was to press the designated number button for that specific client.....which is 16 and u know wat she did? she went to punch in the number 1and 6 and press send!!!!! talk about bimbo and blonde!!!
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another time.....regarding our teh teh again.......
got her to make extra copies for documents and send her to the photocopier...........and u know what? she froze and stared hard at the photocopier and dun know wat to do!!!!! christ.....she has had never used a photocopier before....not even in her school days..!!!!!!! we dun know whether to cry or laugh.............
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Originally posted by BJG:
another time.....regarding our teh teh again.......
got her to make extra copies for documents and send her to the photocopier...........and u know what? she froze and stared hard at the photocopier and dun know wat to do!!!!! christ.....she has had never used a photocopier before....not even in her school days..!!!!!!! we dun know whether to cry or laugh.............
actually i feel bad.. i also dunno how to use photocopier and fax machine:(Edited by CasperV 19 Nov `08, 1:55PM
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Originally posted by wisefool83:
There used to be a girl in my office who came to me and ask for some white paper. I only had one spare at that time, so I told her to get more from the photocopier machine. The innocent girl happily went to photocopied the white paper.......
lolol.. now that is pure stupidity
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Originally posted by wisefool83:
There used to be a girl in my office who came to me and ask for some white paper. I only had one spare at that time, so I told her to get more from the photocopier machine. The innocent girl happily went to photocopied the white paper.......
DId she print like 100 copies ???
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