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  • w.eikaas
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    353 posts since Dec '07
    • 06 May `08, 10:12AM

      Not sure if the following is already being post. If it is, pardon me just ignore it, otherwise enjoy wink.png

       

       

      Dear Prime Minister,

       

      We citizens of singapore urge you to PLEASE MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS.

      We DO NOT NEED your help. Every time, you mention HELP, we have to run for cover!!!

      Help the poor? Raise GST!

      Help traffic flow? Up ERP!

      Help passenger service? Up Bus fare/MRT fare!

      Help us get taxi? Raise taxi fare!

      Help us get good government? Raise Minister and Civil servant salary!

      Everytime YOU WANT TO HELP, we all PAY FOR IT!!!

      THANK YOU THANK YOU...TOLONG LAH, please, we will HELP OURSELVES, no need your help liao.

      We DARE NOT ask for help any more!!!

      Sir, most honoured sir, I urge you NOT TO HELP Singapore INVEST also!

      Everytime your wife invest, we all lose money! Kao liao, kum siah!

      Just let us have a dose of bad governance, like recently the Mat Selamat case, like dat....so far, it is ok, your incompetence, we ACCEPT!

      PLEASE DO NOT help us have better security! Wait we all kena PAY FOR IT!!

      I believe ALL SINGAPOREANS PREFER NOT TO HAVE CRUTCH MENTALITY!

      I think it is ok lah, please just take your salary and enjoy life ok?

      Thank you thank you,

      I am very chin chai one, any how any how, no need to help oso can one.

  • charlize
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  • redDUST
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    1,980 posts since Mar '08
    • 06 May `08, 2:00PM
      Originally posted by w.eikaas:

      Not sure if the following is already being post. If it is, pardon me just ignore it, otherwise enjoy wink.png

       

       

      Dear Prime Minister,

       

      We citizens of singapore urge you to PLEASE MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS.

      We DO NOT NEED your help. Every time, you mention HELP, we have to run for cover!!!

      Help the poor? Raise GST!

      Help traffic flow? Up ERP!

      Help passenger service? Up Bus fare/MRT fare!

      Help us get taxi? Raise taxi fare!

      Help us get good government? Raise Minister and Civil servant salary!

      Everytime YOU WANT TO HELP, we all PAY FOR IT!!!

      THANK YOU THANK YOU...TOLONG LAH, please, we will HELP OURSELVES, no need your help liao.

      We DARE NOT ask for help any more!!!

      Sir, most honoured sir, I urge you NOT TO HELP Singapore INVEST also!

      Everytime your wife invest, we all lose money! Kao liao, kum siah!

      Just let us have a dose of bad governance, like recently the Mat Selamat case, like dat....so far, it is ok, your incompetence, we ACCEPT!

      PLEASE DO NOT help us have better security! Wait we all kena PAY FOR IT!!

      I believe ALL SINGAPOREANS PREFER NOT TO HAVE CRUTCH MENTALITY!

      I think it is ok lah, please just take your salary and enjoy life ok?

      Thank you thank you,

      I am very chin chai one, any how any how, no need to help oso can one.

      γ€€
      what an impassioned letter!

  • gunner77
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  • Fallen_Heaven
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    106 posts since Apr '08
    • 06 May `08, 6:06PM
      Originally posted by gunner77:

      help us have better security -> increase the number of security guard ? icon_lol.gif


      NO!!! Should be  Increase number of FTs! icon_lol.gif

  • seotiblizzard
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    25,433 posts since Apr '06
  • rokkie
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    966 posts since Mar '08
  • robertteh
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    4,307 posts since Jul '04
  • ctstalin
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    3,325 posts since Dec '04
  • freedom4ever
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    2,468 posts since May '05
  • ctstalin
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    3,325 posts since Dec '04
  • freedom4ever
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    2,468 posts since May '05
    • 06 May `08, 11:15PM
      Originally posted by ctstalin:

      ya...after so many days of waiting for msk to appear in front of me icon_evil.gif

      maybe die inside liao lah. lol.

  • ctstalin
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    3,325 posts since Dec '04
  • freedom4ever
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    2,468 posts since May '05
    • 06 May `08, 11:32PM
      Originally posted by ctstalin:

      hanor...the pcb garmen dun wanna admit it.... make us nsf look like idiots

      free labour mah. must make full use of it. haha

  • ctstalin
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    3,325 posts since Dec '04
  • Stucktoes
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    258 posts since Apr '08
    • 07 May `08, 1:14AM
      Originally posted by freedom4ever:

      free labour mah. must make full use of it. haha

      For a moment, I thought you were freedom fighter, then when I saw your reply to stalin, I had a surprise, and a pleasant one at that.

  • I-like-flings(m)
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    14,121 posts since Feb '04
    • 07 May `08, 1:45AM
      Originally posted by gunner77:

      help us have better security -> increase the number of security guard ? icon_lol.gif


      no ar... increase NS to 5 yrs... ICT 20 yrs, IPPT 2 times per yr... RT 12 mth

  • playboy_1985
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    1,969 posts since Jan '04
  • Xcert
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    10,055 posts since Dec '01
    • 07 May `08, 9:53AM
      Originally posted by redDUST:

      γ€€
      what an impassioned letter!

      haha...localised version.

  • Shotgun
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    6,410 posts since Jul '00
    • 07 May `08, 10:09AM

      Ah... I wonder though... when Singaporeans see the gahmen bo chup, they make noise.  The Gahmen chup, they also make noise.

  • SpecOps87
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    2,775 posts since Apr '04
    • 07 May `08, 10:33AM

      someone mentioned: ERP helps Singaporeans own cars, by bringing car prices down. An the reason to increase ERP gantries is to ensure lesser cars are on the road during peak periods and also to ensure smooth traffic...so can somebody please explain to me...y do u put ERP to help S'poreans own cars thus increasing amount of cars on the road, den setup more gantries to keep the same cars off the road during peak periods to ensure smooth traffic? I mean, not every guy is like that chap whom got so much money to burn he bought a Ferrari Enzo which is left-hand drive just to park at home.

      Also, the cab fare is RIDICULOUS. On Monday, i took a short cab ride from my office near Robinson Rd to Suntec Convention Centre, bloody cost me $8.70. WTF

       

  • Hanagata
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  • Frogleg888
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    • 07 May `08, 11:41AM

        When economic is no good,you want us workers to bite the bullet;

        When economic is good,you said our workers' productivity no good,dont expect pay raise too.

           What is the logic here?

  • 4getmenot
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  • icyboiz
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